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    RIP Osama the good bloke

    See I knew Osama from the days when he drove a cab in Camden. He would always have time for a chat and would always offer you a fresh brew from his flask. He'd frequently collect money from us other cabbies for worthy causes like educating poor children in Pakistani maddressas.

    As a cabbie his London knowledge was first class, and punters could always rely on his familiarity with the East End brass trade; I believe he was the inspiration for punternet. Anyway, when I heard that the yanks had mowed him and his family down in cold blood, I near jumped up and threw my shoe at the telly. What kind of beligerant bastards would kill a good bloke like Osama? I am quite literally shaking with anger, and 'this-close' to cancelling our 25th Wedding anniversary trip to Florida. I'm not anti-Yank by any means, but I'll make damn sure I tell the US immigration bloke in Orlando that they killed a good bloke, a man I'm proud to have called a friend.

    So anyway, to my fallen comrade Osama, I salute you!

    Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden
    March 10, 1957 – May 2, 2011

    RIP
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: Osama the good bloke

    shhh he's not really dead, he works at dominoes pizzas in burnley, but dont tell anyone. especially the yanks, dont tell Rap either.
    "When i rape you i'll remember to make sure your kneeling facing the television with Fawlty towers on uk gold." - B.I.G.

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    Default Re: Osama the good bloke

    I Hear He has a market stall on birmingham rag market unlocking mobile phones.
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    Default Re: Osama the good bloke

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    I'm not anti-Yank by any means, but I'll make damn sure I tell the US immigration bloke in Orlando that they killed a good bloke, a man I'm proud to have called a friend.
    And they'll either throw you in jail or send you right back to wherever you came from!!

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    Default Re: Osama the good bloke

    i thought he was dancing in the local strip club and it's not a pretty site

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    Default Re: Osama the good bloke

    Quote Originally Posted by russbeer View Post
    And they'll either throw you in jail or send you right back to wherever you came from!!
    Is it a bird, is it a plane? no it's...

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    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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