Jesus, I despair at the ever growing (bad choice of words) limp wristed old sods!
However, in an attempt to aid you all to get back to your normal routine of daily donky porn wanking, I shall offer the following serious advice...
Forget Viagra, or cocking around with cock rings!
and head for Tadalafil (otherwise known as Cialis).
Unlike Viagra, it doesn't give you an instant stiffy that lasts a few hours, instead it opens up the bloodflow for about 2, 3 even four days (giving its knickname of the weekend pill). It doesn't give you an instant stiffy, but when you start getting it on it should make your natural love wand of such proportions that you can hang coats on it. And this effect should last 2-3 days.
Now here is the difficult bit. It is a prescribed drug in the UK. Which means that you can't get it through normal channels without prescription. However, if the Doc does give you a prescription, this drug falls outside NHS prescriptions, which means you have to pay the full cost yourself (I think £7 per tablet... however remember 1 tablet lasts a few days). On the plus side, because the NHS isn't paying for it, the Doc is more likely to prescribe it for you (as long as it doesn't clash with any other medication you are taking).
I have even heard that after taking this pill for a while, resolves the issue for good.
Oh and the 10mg tablets tend to be the same price as 20mg... so if you buy some, go for the 20mg... then you have the option of either the higher dose or halfing the tablet to half the cost!
Anyway, after this great advice I hope I get some photo feedback of some outstanding lightsabre's!
I`m not going anonymous coz I`m being honest, and have no shame.
This happened to me a while back (a few years) and I put it down to 4 main causes.
1. Smoking...that doesnt help matters. If you do, cut it out and things should improve
2. Exersize...try it...cycle, walk more, gym it, whatever...see how that goes
3. Stress...I was going through a divoce at the time and as soon as that was over things cleared up.
4. Intimidation...My girlfriend of the time was a legal eagle. She was a lovely girl but very demanding, but had zero experience so she almost had an expectation to her. Thinking back, this played mind games with me which I reckon was the main cause as its now not a problem with a decently understanding girl.
Recent Mac convert...
sorry didnt realise the OP actualy didnt need any help with his very common problem.
One of the reasons that people can have difficulty is due to stress and failing to get to attention can cause a lot of stress. The OP as asked for help and i have given him what he as asked. If the rest of you want to take the piss then it proves why he went anon in the first place.
At some stage in their life, most men have a problem getting and keeping an erection. It’s usually nothing to worry about and is often a result of:
- stress
- tiredness
- anxiety
- drinking too much alcohol
However, if you regularly have erection problems, you could have erectile dysfunction (ED), also known as impotence.
What is erectile dysfunction (ED)?
ED is a regular inability to get and keep an erection. It prevents you from carrying out sexual activities that you and your partner want to do. It may happen only in some situations, for example, if you can get an erection when masturbating, but can’t keep an erection when you’re with your partner.
Who gets ED?
ED can affect men at any age, but is more common as men get older. It’s estimated that half of all men aged 40-70 have some degree of ED.
What causes ED?
ED can have physical and psychological causes, and sometimes be a combination of both.
Examples of physical causes include:
- narrowing of the blood vessels in the penis, commonly linked with cardiovascular disease, high blood pressure or diabetes
- hormonal conditions, such as thyroid problems
Examples of psychological causes include:
- depression
- anxiety
- relationship problems
It’s thought that most cases of ED have physical causes. However, many men with ED can feel stressed or anxious about their condition, which can make it worse.
ED can also be a side effect of some medication.
The Health A-Z has more information about the causes of ED, including medicines that can cause ED as a side effect and factors that increase your risk of ED.
How is ED treated?
Treatment for ED depends on what’s causing it.
If ED is caused by a medical condition, treating this condition may resolve the problem.
Symptoms of ED can often be improved by making lifestyle changes, such as:
- losing weight, if you’re overweight
- giving up smoking
- drinking less alcohol
- not taking illegal drugs
- exercising regularly
- reducing stress
Other treatments for ED include:
- prescribed ED medication, such as sildenafil (sold under the brand name Viagra)
- vacuum pumps
- injections in the penis
- penile implant surgery
- psychological treatments, such as sex therapy or cognitive behavioural therapy
Some of these treatments are not suitable for some people. The Health A-Z has more information about treatment for ED, including side effects and warnings.
When to get medical advice
If you think you have symptoms of ED, it’s important to see your GP so they can assess whether you need any treatment. If you find talking about it embarrassing, remember that doctors are used to dealing with problems like this. It’s important to identify the cause of your symptoms because ED can be an early sign of another condition, such as cardiovascular disease.
Read the answers to more questions about men’s health.
Further information:
- What should I do if my erection won’t go down?
- Is my penis the right size and shape?
- Is it normal to have a curved penis?
- Can I get impotence medicines on the NHS?
- Health A-Z: erectile dysfunction
- Health A-Z: ejaculation problems
- Live Well: male sexual dysfunction
- Men’s Health Forum: erectile dysfunction
Last reviewed: 31/01/2011
Next review due: 12/11/2012
http://www.nhs.uk/chq/Pages/881.aspx...CategoryID=612
When I was exercising very regularly, my todger was on top form, I could even have a night on the town, end up with a lady, and perform bang on every time, no matter what state I was in, or what state of a women she was.
More recently I have had a long break from any real exercise and my diet went down hill, and I have noticed my todger failing to perform under the influence of alcohol, a site I never expected, even with a regular girl I was seeing. Also, my libido is definitely less than before when sober.
A few weeks ago I was haft mast with the girl of my dreams, although making my cock look massive due to the semi-lob, I knew it wasn't going to happen and she proceeded to shout at my cock after licking my ball sack achieved nothing.
I definitely will be improving my diet and exercise, I'm young and have far too much fun to have.
Confessing the sins is good for the soul.
Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
My dick is ready fall off the missus is a fuckin sex machine.24/7
Well thanks for updating the thread Barry. I'm glad everyone's advice helped you out in your time of need!
From personal experience, I can confirm that when I have exercised regularly, I have a lot better stamina and can destroy that pussy. More often she asks me to stop, or then I eventually just get bored and stop. I haven't done any exercises for a few months now and just call me "swifty"
“If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”
Cronus - Pussy destroyer.
A film in the making.
Don't expect a sequel, unless I get my act together
The truth is, you are less bothered, and can spend all the time you want on your playstation when you are fit. Like I'm now, nothing seems to be enough, haha
But OK, as not to ruin the thread. I had an episode in my life when I had some erection problems, it just kinda got half awake and that's it. It was at a point in my life when I had made the decision to quit a very good job, just to follow my then relationship to a new country and facing being unemployed there, at least for a while. I tried to find a job, and had offers too, but I was too cocky (hehe) to accept them, as I thought I was better than that.
At the same time I heard my ex-colleagues getting promotions etc. and that really got to me. I also seemed to miss one whole year of my life, as I was actually 31 but I thought I was 30
In any case, I decided to go to the cock doctor, he asked me if I had erections in the morning, I did, so, clearly the problem was in my head. Once I moved to another country again, got a decent job, I was back in business.
It's not like one doesn't have periods in ones life, where things are not as smooth as you'd wish, but I haven't had any problems since, and it's now 10 years ago. Maybe just some sort of crisis, but obviously got to me. 6 months I would say I was like that.
Last edited by cronus71; 17th January 2012 at 12:58 PM.
“If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?”
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