Knock knock

[hugh jardon]

"Knock knock"

"Who's there?"

"It's me Mummy... It's Maddie!"

"But... But it can't be... We buried you..."

"Yeah, I'm just fucking about. It's Gerry, I forgot my key."

[Mickey]

Not even remotly Funny

[philo]

Straight from sickapedia

[hugh jardon]

Not even remotly Funny

Is it not Gerry?

Get over yourself you sad fuck and get a sense of humour.

[hugh jardon]

Straight from sickapedia

90% of jokes ARE nowadays.

[Bald Bouncer]

Is it not Gerry?

Get over yourself you sad fuck and get a sense of humour.

No personal insults please

[[Sapphire]]

Sick Joke and not funny


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[outlawtown]

Sick Joke and not funny


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sicks jokes are always funny. ALWAYS.

[Goldberg]

Buhahahahahahahaha, what is funny is your 30 post count and the fact you have just told an SMOD he is a sad fuck.

I think we should start a sweep.....

[Mickey]

Buhahahahahahahaha, what is funny is your 30 post count and the fact you have just told an SMOD he is a sad fuck.

I think we should start a sweep.....

He had a polite warning.

[hugh jardon]

Buhahahahahahahaha, what is funny is your 30 post count and the fact you have just told an SMOD he is a sad fuck.

I think we should start a sweep.....

I have a simple philosophy in life. "Dish it out and you get it back"

I don't really care if someone are mod,admin,smod or whatever other letter you want to use in front of the word 'mod'...we are all human beings at the end of the day.

If you wish to use some 'internet status symbol' to make you feel superior then that is your perogative but in my eyes we are all equal.

My 'polite warning' is duly noted but I won't change so maybe I won't last long here.

[Mule]

I have a simple philosophy in life. "Dish it out and you get it back"

I don't really care if someone are mod,admin,smod or whatever other letter you want to use in front of the word 'mod'...we are all human beings at the end of the day.

If you wish to use some 'internet status symbol' to make you feel superior then that is your perogative but in my eyes we are all equal.

My 'polite warning' is duly noted but I won't change so maybe I won't last long here.

I only just spotted this...

Let me tell you something, I issued you with a 30 day ban for your uncalled for aggressive post directed at Mickey. This is the set period of time that is given for "staff abuse". I also reverted that ban after 24 hours because I'm a nice guy and I thought the point had been made. Like you, I'm not overly struck on forum hierarchy's beyond their practical use. However, had you directed that comment at anyone else I would have done exactly the same thing.

If by not changing you mean you'll continue to be abusive to other members on a whim (staff or otherwise) then you're right, you won't last long.

Otherwise we can put this incident behind us.

Thread HOS'd

[hugh jardon]

I only just spotted this...

Let me tell you something, I issued you with a 30 day ban for your uncalled for aggressive post directed at Mickey. This is the set period of time that is given for "staff abuse". I also reverted that ban after 24 hours because I'm a nice guy and I thought the point had been made. Like you, I'm not overly struck on forum hierarchy's beyond their practical use. However, had you directed that comment at anyone else I would have done exactly the same thing.

If by not changing you mean you'll continue to be abusive to other members on a whim (staff or otherwise) then you're right, you won't last long.

Otherwise we can put this incident behind us.

Thread HOS'd

Likewise...I've only just spotted this myself.

Just a few points to clarify this then.

'Uncalled for aggressive post'...you're having a laugh aren't you? Is it because I said the naughty 'f' word. So just because Mickey decides that its remotely unfunny (in his opinion) then no-one else is allowed to laugh at it? If you're not overly stuck on forum hierarchy then everything you posted is just double standards.
So Mickey the SMOD decided its unfunny. Maybe to him but outlawman found it funny. Who is in the wrong fella?
It had now't to do with what I said but who I said it to and lets not tell fibs.
As I said before "Dish it out and you get it back"
Mickey,and you,have hid behind the fact that he is an SMOD on here. I received a warning for nothing more than challenging another members opinion.
Opinions are like arseholes Mule...we all have one.

Doesn't make anyone ANY more right just because of their site status.

[Bald Bouncer]

Likewise...I've only just spotted this myself.

Just a few points to clarify this then.

'Uncalled for aggressive post'...you're having a laugh aren't you? Is it because I said the naughty 'f' word. So just because Mickey decides that its remotely unfunny (in his opinion) then no-one else is allowed to laugh at it? If you're not overly stuck on forum hierarchy then everything you posted is just double standards.
So Mickey the SMOD decided its unfunny. Maybe to him but outlawman found it funny. Who is in the wrong fella?
It had now't to do with what I said but who I said it to and lets not tell fibs.
As I said before "Dish it out and you get it back"
Mickey,and you,have hid behind the fact that he is an SMOD on here. I received a warning for nothing more than challenging another members opinion.
Opinions are like arseholes Mule...we all have one.

Doesn't make anyone ANY more right just because of their site status.

No you are wrong personal insults to anyone on the forum are not acceptable

[ivrytwr3]

Feck me! The mods have been uber cool about about your tantrum Hugh - initial 1 month ban dropped to 24hr and also taking the time to explain their actions and then you throw it back in their face.

Also - "Dish it out and you get it back". All he did was state his opinion and say he didn't find your joke funny and you turn around and called him a "sad fuck". I think your reaction was over the top and wrong (especially to a MOD).

All you had to do was apologise for your knee jerk reaction (not for the joke!) and you would have been a lot more respected. You've just made yourself look a bit a of a tit.

(i actually found the joke funny - but then again i am a sick fuck)

[Mickey]

Mickey,and you,have hid behind the fact that he is an SMOD on here. I received a warning for nothing more than challenging another members opinion.
Opinions are like arseholes Mule...we all have one.

Doesn't make anyone ANY more right just because of their site status.

I am getting sick of you and this thread. A few people thought it was unfunny and a few thought it was. I had my opinion and like others on DF you have to respect it and not go calling DF members names or insults. I do not hide behind my staff status or does mule.

I did not give you the infaction as it was borderline. The infaction was overturned and this should have been the end to it.
You have been told by ADMIN on your conduct and what also you have said in this thread about you not changing.

It’s your choice abide by the rules or you will be seen the door for your disregard to the Digital Forum Rules

End off...

[hugh jardon]

I am getting sick of you and this thread. A few people thought it was unfunny and a few thought it was. I had my opinion and like others on DF you have to respect it and not go calling DF members names or insults. I do not hide behind my staff status or does mule.

I did not give you the infaction as it was borderline. The infaction was overturned and this should have been the end to it.
You have been told by ADMIN on your conduct and what also you have said in this thread about you not changing.

It’s your choice abide by the rules or you will be seen the door for your disregard to the Digital Forum Rules

End off...

The ban was never shortened. I had to wait for a week to log in so how is that 24hrs?
me thinks there are some porkies being told.

But that's forums for you isn't it? Sad little fuckers playing god cos they've got a title.

I think you can gather now I don't really give a shite about this forum. This,absolutely,has to be one of the worst sites I've ever seen moderated. You seriously need to take a look at yourselves.
Please delete my account because I will be glad to be out of here.

[DejaVu]

The only joke on this thread that is funny is the member that started it...

Correct me if I'm wrong, but even a week is less than 30 days..?
Silly and pointless thing to say, but watching you slowly shoot yourself in the foot has been an entertaining read.

I don't really give a shite about this forum.

The feelings mutual pal... Adios!

This,absolutely,has to be one of the worst sites I've ever seen moderated.

Yet does a great job keeping out wasters!

You seriously need to take a look at yourselves.

RAOFL! WTF? You did read that you are supposed to be over 13 to sign up to the forum?

Please delete my account because I will be glad to be out of here.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE grant this fella's wish!

BTW, If you give it, expect to get it back!

[garagekru]

Bell End

[JonEp]

Bell End

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