Birds that you should have shagged but didn't

[I Black Belt]

So following on from my previous thread, I'm talking about absolute bankers that for some reason didn't happen, because you fucked it up in some way.

For me there's been several, but most memorable was.

Nightclub, few years back, got chatting to and snogging a pretty fit milf, recently divorced and clearly up for a good time. Gave it the spiel and she says she's with her mates and isn't into one night stands, so she leaves with them and five minutes later I've got some other trollop on my knee and the process starts again...
Only to find the 1st bird has blown her mates out and has come back for me presumably to take me home and ride me senseless... The look on her face still haunts me as she then turned tail and stropped off.

Mind you I did end up banging the second one so all was not lost

[Detector]

took a busload of birds out with my m8 (it was his van they hired)

one of the birds was stunning, i ended up getting pissed and one of the birds sort of jumped on me. i found out after the stunner wanted to fuck my brains out and i ended up with the munter

[Sanj[UK]]

A shitload of girls at uni(Luton) simply because I would have ended up bein an honour killing lol

[swiggy]

On a night out, got talking with a lass near the bar ended up getting off with her, but one of my mates went Awol half an hour before the taxi was leaving so had to go look for him.

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[B.I.G.]

I'd like to think hundreds if not thousands of women would have let me shag them were it not for the fact I am married and i regret every last one of them.

[BertRoot]

Careful chaps. Admission of under age sex on a forum could be bad...

[Sanj[UK]]

Careful chaps. Admission of under age sex on a forum could be bad...

I'm sure the last guy who done that here really regrets it lol

[cronus71]

Well this one is not a sure-shag story, but there's only one incident that I still regret not acting upon. I was 26, at the Helsinki Airport waiting for my flight to Dublin. I was sitting in a cafeteria, and at the table in front of me were two girls, early twenties. One had her back towards me, and then the other, a blonde, facing me. Maybe I'm delusional now purely because I regret it so much (you know, making it worse for myself), but I still think back and to me she must be the most beautiful woman I've seen. She was very obviously interested, and kept constantly looking and smiling at me. I just froze, I don't know why, maybe because she was just too beautiful. She kept looking over and gave me the looks "come on over, I want to speak to you". I did absolutely nothing. I heard them talk and they were Russian or from the states around that area. There was a call for a flight then to Spain or somewhere, they stood up and as she walked past me she said in that kind of "your loss" tone "OK, well see you". Never froze again after that.

[-G-Man-]

Ex Girlfriends sister was drunk and emotional when I bumped into her in a club many years ago, while I was still with her sister, shared a cab with her and she tried it on. My cock was saying yes but my head said no, so I acted the gentleman and politely declined.

If I'd of known how much a cunt her sister would become a few years later I would of ruined the sister and thoroughly enjoyed doing so!

[flumperino]

I had an offer from the office hotty. I declined as I'm married, and a good boy

Still see her everyday, and imagine what might have been!

[maltloaf]

tell you what, Facebook has a lot to answer for. I've had loads of girls from school tell me they used to fancy me and I didn't have the slightest clue at the time. I would have been in blissful ignorance if it weren't for Mr Zuckerberg's creation. Twat. ;-)

[stevo25]

tell you what, Facebook has a lot to answer for. I've had loads of girls from school tell me they used to fancy me and I didn't have the slightest clue at the time. I would have been in blissful ignorance if it weren't for Mr Zuckerberg's creation. Twat. ;-)

fucking hell you too!

[Tammer]

My worst one is a self-inflicted shagless night.

I'd met this hot young norwegian girl a year or two back, a few days before Christmas. We were both working in Asia at the time, and went with some other mates to a BBQ/party.

Ended up getting quite pissed and flirting heavily all night. Time passed, and the rest of the crowd had left, and we ended up in this downstairs nightclub, dancing and drinking.

By this time she's rubbing my throbber through my jeans, and I'm nibbling her earlobe and whispering all the things I'll do to her later. It's on. It's never been more on. It's around 3am and it's getting time to go back to mine. A song comes on so we go dance.

We get closer, closer until there's about an inch or two between our faces. She whispers, 'your move, cowboy' and kisses me on the lips. I look back directly into her eyes and say.....

"your round". and point her to the bar.

She leaves.

I was kicking myself for the next month. I still don't know why the hell I thought that would be a good idea. Must have been the evening full of drinking that did it. Shame, she had massive tits.