With I Black Belts recent post of Birds that you should have shagged but didn't this came to me - Birds you SHOULDNT have shagged but did. For me it had to be a bird I met in a pub. Shagged her senseless for a couple of months, things started going well - then invited her to a mates girlfriends suprise 21st, where she proceeded to get out her face on rosy wine. Started whispering in my ear how she wanted me to fuck her in the toilet, classy i know but i wasnt going to say no. So i took her in, she sucked me off, then i turned her round and banged her while her head proceeded to continously bounce off the cistern. Had to carry her back to my mates house, where she passed out on the couch. The next day she said she couldnt even remember being in the toilet! Fuckin cheek of it. In the months that followed she turned into a right psycho, even after i called it off. Apparently my mate said she had told him at the party, there was a "5 year plan for us". She had our home picked out, kids names and wedding all prepared. Absolute loon she was... dodged a bullet there.
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