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    NSFW Totally NSFW: what would you do?

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    lol...I can't believe you actually believe this could be genuine. Like a 16 year old bird (who's at boarding school with great tits) is gonna let you 'knock her hip out'.

    Best thing you could do is carry on living the fantasy in front of your monitor while you have a 'power wank'.

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    Let's get to what's really important here and what everyone cares about, yeah?

    Show us the fucking pictures ffs.

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    i'll show all the pics apart from her face!

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    I'd get rid of the pics. If she ain't 16, she could well and truly screw you over.

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Olympia View Post
    lol...I can't believe you actually believe this could be genuine. Like a 16 year old bird (who's at boarding school with great tits) is gonna let you 'knock her hip out'.

    Best thing you could do is carry on living the fantasy in front of your monitor while you have a 'power wank'.

    Happy days
    i didnt have a wank, she told me where she lived before she knew where i was!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cassy34 View Post
    I'd get rid of the pics. If she ain't 16, she could well and truly screw you over.
    thats what im scared about!

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    Get her on skype so you can see that she is not a fat old bloke in Burnley.....

    Or if "he" refuses get a pic of her tits with the DF home page in the background or i Love DF on her cheeks....

    We should start that... Take on Chive....!

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    Id wake up from the fucking dream your obviously living in get off your arse and find a job FFS, its got scam written all over it, apart from that think about your bloody wife instead and give her one.

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    if she is Julie the schooly and asks to meet up , you can bet she'll be hiding somewhere with her mates, video you and stick it on youtube.

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    Could be your Mrs... I can download a million photos off the net and groom any fucker I like, in theory of course...

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    Post the pics of the girl and your misses and we can all judge and have a fing good look.

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    get them pics up haha

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    can i just post pics or do i need to change the icon to NSFW?

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    Quote Originally Posted by scoobie_wrc View Post
    can i just post pics or do i need to change the icon to NSFW?
    both

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    Default Re: what would you do?

    ive changed the icon to NSFW but its not showing.

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    It is showing now mate

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    Quote Originally Posted by ant3b View Post
    It is showing now mate
    you sure? till not showing for me and ive F5'd aswell.

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    Deffo showing for me.

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    ok i'll post them, i aint posting the face shot though.

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