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    Info WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    Surely this isn't real lol If it is, he needs locking up asap!



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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    Looks like Det's been caught in the act at last. Form an orderly queue.

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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    Whoa, mental alert. Looks like the patient is under guard anyway for some reason.


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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    something odd is going on there lol

    i wanna know what hospital it is so i can make sure i have accidents elsewhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by evilsatan View Post
    Whoa, mental alert. Looks like the patient is under guard anyway for some reason.
    But if he's under guard, how did the fruit cake get in?
    That's what I'd wanna know


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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    And been under guard you surely would not have a mobile phone to video it?
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    Fuck that. That cunt looks like he'd bite your dick off.

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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    i feel for the guy, hes obviously slow/retarded and questions need to be asked why he is talking about giving blow jobs?

    also where is this hospital? i want to go in for an hour or 2
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    ps: nice to see people hold me in such high esteem.
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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    I don't see what the big deal is. A blowjob's a blowjob....
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    Default Re: WTF! Man Tries To Molest Patient In Hospital

    That was 'Andrew Lansley' tory secretary for health, after a night on the sherbet.
    This is the reason he wants to privatise the nhs so that he can get a better class of blowjob from less vocal patients!
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    I'm an excellent driver.
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    That is disgusting - no way would I suck his cock without getting rid of the knob-cheese first.
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