A great site to pass the time away !

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    woody_44 said:

    NSFW A great site to pass the time away !

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    Mr Olympia said:

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    Simply Gorgious.com...?????????

    Kin'ell...lookin' at her...they should be done under the trades descriptions act!!!
     
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    supraman54 said:

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    I would ..LOL
     
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    Mr Olympia said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by supraman54 View Post
    I would ..LOL
    Lol.....yeah you'd fuck a slow puncture
     
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    supraman54 said:

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    And have wiggle room! LOL
     
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    Realist said:

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    Some cracking slit there lick, lick.... wank, wank Haaaaa

    Thanks.
     
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    Nibb said:

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    She certainly Simple!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington
     
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    BigBird said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Olympia View Post
    Simply Gorgious.com...?????????

    Kin'ell...lookin' at her...they should be done under the trades descriptions act!!!
    They are called real women. Not airbrushed or fitted with false parts. If you have any experience of women you would know this is what real flesh and blood women look like. I suggest you throw away your collection of Mayfair, Playboy and Penthouse, leave the confines of your bedroom, and get our there in the real world to experience a real woman who isn't afraid to show the odd blemish or dimple on her arse. (">
     
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    Mr Olympia said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    They are called real women. Not airbrushed or fitted with false parts. If you have any experience of women you would know this is what real flesh and blood women look like. I suggest you throw away your collection of Mayfair, Playboy and Penthouse, leave the confines of your bedroom, and get our there in the real world to experience a real woman who isn't afraid to show the odd blemish or dimple on her arse. (">
    I'm sure the one if the thread would make someone very happy, just not me. I'd sooner not have someone with a face that would frighten a copper's dog.

    I'm not saying that after a few bevvies I wouldn't get 'up to my nuts in guts' with her...I was merely pointing out that being labled as 'Simply Gorgious' is a little mis-leading.

    Anyway, I hope you're next post isn't gonna be something like, "That's someone's daughter you're calling there..."

    I said I'd sort her out after a few drinks...the 'big unit' should be grateful of that...

     
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    BigBird said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Olympia View Post
    I said I'd sort her out after a few drinks...the 'big unit' should be grateful of that...

    LoL. Maybe she's not gorgeous by the standards that the media portray women in magazines, etc. but women can be gorgeous in other ways. And if you took away the makup on some of the worlds most attractive women some of them would look quite plain and nothing to write home about. Maybe it's my age, I don't know. Or it could be that some of my best relationships have been with real women who don't think they are gods gift to men with an attitude to match. (">
     
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    Mr Olympia said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    Or it could be that some of my best relationships have been with real women who don't think they are gods gift to men with an attitude to match. (">
    Is that your way of telling us you've been with some real pigs mate.....
     
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    BigBird said:

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    Is that your way of telling us you've been with some real pigs mate.....
    No comment. (">
     
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    super mike said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    LoL. Maybe she's not gorgeous by the standards that the media portray women in magazines, etc. but women can be gorgeous in other ways.
    I love it when women are described as 'pretty, but not in an obvious way' or similar. When coming from a bloke it basically means 'I would, as long as my mates didn't find out'.
     
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    RSV said:

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    Must write down "face that would scare a coppers dog" for future use.... Superb
     
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    BigBird said:

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    If Jodie at the top of the page isn't gorgeous enough for you maybe you would prefer someone like:

    keira Knightley
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    angelina Jolie
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    or maybe Pamela Anderson
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    At least with Jodie, what you see is what you get (">
     
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    Delboy_1976 said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by super mike View Post
    I love it when women are described as 'pretty, but not in an obvious way' or similar. When coming from a bloke it basically means 'I would, as long as my mates didn't find out'.
    My mate found a way to stop the worry of that. He shagged so many fat mingers that we eventually got bored of taking the piss out of him!! Problem solved!!