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    Question Olympic Bollocks - HandBall

    I,m all for the olympics Its the pinnacle to even participate never mind get a medal in your sport/Discipline,Ive been following it so far ...Cycling,swimming,judo blah blah and Ive just come across the biggest load of shit I,ve ever seen...HandBall..... the only thing missing was White Goodman

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    Surely Sports like

    Tenpin Bowling
    Cricket
    Netball
    Surfing
    Rugby
    Karate

    Should be involved as they have a proffessional governing Body?
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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    I have always had a issue with sports that already have a huge world stage being involved like Tennis and Football, I also wonder if it's just me that gets fucked off with Equestrian always getting a prime time TV slot as it seems to me the old boy public school boy brigade decide what are main events rather than what the majority of the public would consider main events.

    All that said I think it's now great you can hit the red button and watch the sport you are interested in rather than be force fed Zara scumbag Philips prancing round a ring.

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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    For me the real Olympian was a normal person, someone that worked through the day and trained in the evening, someone who lived for that moment of glory and a gold medal, how the hell is tennis, golf etc, with all it's multi millionaire players in the olympics it's bollox, like everything else it's all about money nowadays.

    Old fashioned i know, but it's what i think, BTW i like handball
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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    Quite agree. Olypmic gold should be the highest achievement in the sport. Get rid of tennis & football and bring in, as suggested, Karate and netball (not sure about the others). I'd like to see target axe throwing in there, that would be a great sport to have. And balls to having golf in the Olympics (unless amateur only).

    Steered clear of the handball. It's a German thing isn't it? A bit like David Hasselhoff singing!

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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    I'm quite sold on the handball, wouldn't have given it a look if it wasn't for these Olympics

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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    I agree about the Golf, Tennis etc, but I quite enjoyed the Handball I watched yesterday.

    That's where Peter Schmeichel learnt his tradmark "starfish" save.

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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    Anybody else think handball could be massively improved if there was no net protecting the crowd?

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    Default Re: Olympic Bollocks

    Please help me

    What skill do you need to become a Olympian handball player?

    In my opinion none it's the shit that your retarded brother or sister could play where as other Non-Olympic sports I.e tenpin bowling require discipline ,mental strength,technique, power and consistency

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    Im loving the Judo.


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    The Judo and fencing have been my mainstay. The Italian women dominated and the blokes are nuts! Archery was a lot more watchable than I expected too. In fact it's funny how interesting some of these events I wouldn't normally care for have drawn me in.

    Come on though, wtf is this Equestrian bollocks?

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    id prefer headie handball were goals could only be scored by a header
    ive yet to see a handball keeper make a save

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    Quote Originally Posted by mitchb View Post
    ive yet to see a handball keeper make a save
    Must be the same keepers as in the womens football

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