How frequently do you bash your bishop?

[GTI]

Given the health benefits of a regular wank (lowered risk of prostate cancer and improved quality and motility of sperm) I wonder how often you guys engage in the secret habit?

[Mickey]

There is no option for getting someone else to do it. Nothing wrong with recycling

[GTI]

There is no option for getting someone else to do it. Nothing wrong with recycling

Isn't that just sex?

[stevo25]

Nothing wrong with recycling

What? but i agree with your mrs hand LOL

[CzarJunkie]

It used to be daily up until around 2 years ago, no matter what my circumstances were. Now it's around 3 times a week depending on how busy I am and if I'm getting relief from elsewhere (cottaging, cruising, parklife, common hopping, car park kenneling, train tampering etc.).

[ss30]

Once every few days

[Ashley]

Have to say used to be daily sometimes even twice a day, since hitting my thirties it's now down to 3 times a week or whenever her indoors goes out.

[Geko]

I mostly try to ejaculate once a day.This isn't always possible. So I have gone for once every few days.

When I was 17 I went without any sexual contact for 6 months. But then I got with the girl of my dreams. I made up for it by having sex once or twice a day with her for 4 years. Until I got dumped for cheating on her with someone she worked with.... The memories of my youth.

[DJ OD]

Train tampering CJ?

I shouldn't ask, but I will. What is that?


DJ OD

[blaggard]

I had to take time away to reply!

[Mr Men]

I Gave up Chess years ago

[Ginnerfreak]

Train tampering CJ?

I shouldn't ask, but I will. What is that?


DJ OD

NSFW.. shows pictures of actual TAMPERING!

Spoiler:

Rail Tampers

Colas Rail acquired Carillion's plant rail business, making it the owner of the largest fleet of modern on-track plant in the country.And if you think you are seeing things when passing the Ribble Steam Railway, your probably not!Tampers come into the private sidings for regular maintenance and testing of specialist equipment.A ballast tamper or tamping machine is a machine used to pack (or tamp) the track ballast under railway tracks to make the tracks more durable. Prior to the introduction of mechanical tampers, this task was done by manual labour with the help of beaters. As well as being faster, more accurate, more efficient and less labour-intensive, tamping machines are essential for the use of concrete sleepers since they are too heavy (usually over 250 kg) to be packed into the ballast by hand. Early machines only lifted the track and packed the ballast. More modern machines, sometimes known as a tamper-liner or tamping and lining machine, also correct the alignment of the rails to make them parallel and level, in order to achieve a more comfortable ride for passengers and freight and to reduce the mechanical strain applied to the rails by passing trains.A Continuous Tamping Machine (CSM) can pack two sleepers at a time in a continuous mode and can pack (tamp) about 1.2 km of track per hour.The majority of track machines are powered by a diesel engine. This provides power to the driving wheels via a cardan shaft, allowing the machine to propel itself to and around a work-site. The engine also drives an hydraulic pump to provide power for the various tools. Tamping units For each rail there is a tamping unit attached to the main frame by means of vertical guide columns and a lifting / lowering hydraulic cylinder. The tamping unit consists of tamping tools (arms or "tines"), a vibration motor (hydraulic motor), a vibration shaft and an eccentric flywheel. For each sleeper, a tamping unit is provided with four pairs of tamping arms: one each side of the sleeper, i.e., 16 tamping arms are used for tamping a single sleeper. To process several sleepers simultaneously, a tamping unit may have 32 arms (for two sleepers), leading to the derivation of machine type numbers: "16" indicates 16 tines, enough for single sleeper, "32" for two sleepers, etc. Tamping units of a Unimat have swivelling tamping arms to pack points and crossings. Special units are available for use with third-rail electrified track. For those who want to see an entire galley of Tampers - Visit ON TRACK PLANT

[Cam]

Twice daily 3 if Ive gotta do the hoovering

[DJ OD]

Twice daily 3 if Ive gotta do the hoovering

Where the hell have you been the last two years?!


DJ OD

[MsDG]

Wouldn't this poll work a lot better if instead we all just voted on who we thought was the biggest wanker on the forum?

[MajorFU]

went for daily, but there is no "hard" rule. I might not hapen for 3 days or it might happen 3 times a day. Depends if I'm on night shifts.

My stiffies are obviously reliant on having enough sleep

[CzarJunkie]

Train tampering CJ?

I shouldn't ask, but I will. What is that?


DJ OD

You're not telling me you've never been on a train and not jacked up your business and splattered a seat back?

[CzarJunkie]

Wouldn't this poll work a lot better if instead we all just voted on who we thought was the biggest wanker on the forum?

This should be an eye opener for you, are you satisfying your other half? Or is he wanking his way to palm blisters over your sister?

[macmilm]

Was roughly every other day till I got put on some pills from the docs that ruined any form of carnal instinct....
Now I'm a once a month guy I reckon....
Balls like fukin watermelons

[GTI]

Wouldn't this poll work a lot better if instead we all just voted on who we thought was the biggest wanker on the forum?

I know you love me really