Creating Death traps for cats

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  1. Mr Men's Avatar

    Mr Men said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by blaggard View Post
    Something small and furry so the cats can wipe their arses on it.
    Forget the Dog then
     
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    ilscuro said:

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    I have never understood this much recommended suggestion? Basically what is being suggested here is to stop a small cat shitting in your garden you need to go out and find some really big shit from a fucking massive cat.... and stick it in your own garden?
    I was thinking exactly the same.

    I read somewhere cutting lemons up and putting them down where the cat's are shitting works.

    And i know all about cat cruelty, my cat was killed by a crossbow a couple of years ago, the RSPCA worked out that from being shot to dying took around 18 hours, so he must have died in agony.
     
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    Geko said:

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    I hate cats..... But.....


    They are someone's pet. A lot of time their owners are elderly people who are lonely and the cat is their only companion. Or the best friend of young kids. So although cats shit on the garden, and kill the birds, it is better to tidy up cat shit 3 times a week than to kill the cat.
     
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    Mr Men said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I hate cats..... But.....


    They are someone's pet. A lot of time their owners are elderly people who are lonely and the cat is their only companion. Or the best friend of young kids. So although cats shit on the garden, and kill the birds, it is better to tidy up cat shit 3 times a week than to kill the cat.
    So its ok to let the cat kill Birds?

    I,m a keen Bird watcher
     
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    BFG said:

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    I got 2 pigeons this morning on the way to work, here's the mark off one - no idea where the other went until I pop the bonnet.

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    Mr Men said:

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    I got 2 pigeons this morning on the way to work, here's the mark off one - no idea where the other went until I pop the bonnet.

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    BigBird said:

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    I hate to see animals mistreated. Before my dog died last year I didn't have any cats coming into the garden. Earlier this year a stray cat adopted me as its provider, but having him around doesn't stop other cats from coming into the garden. There is one scruffy black cat that comes to pick a fight several times a day or to try and steal my cats food. Going to get myself a water pistol to scare him off which in my opinion is not going to do him any harm at all.

    Another good option if you have the wayforall and the whatnot is to set up a PIR triggered valve to release some compressed air from an old car wheel, or something, to create a hissing sound. My cat runs a mile when I turn off the air in the garage which creates a hissing sound. A hiss is threatening to a cat. Of course if he's a very brave and courageous cat he may not run off and just tear your car wheel to shreds instead. (">
     
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    big-paul said:

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    Water pistol with orange juice is supposed to work - apparently they hate the taste of orange juice.

    Not sure a dog would work, my dog (9 month old Cocker) is shit scared of my 13 year old cat - with good reason I would suggest, she is fecking quick for her age.
    How about a positive LSD story? Would you like to see a positive LSD story on the news to hear what's it all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting just once?

    "Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves... Here's Tom with the weather".

    Bill Hicks
     
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    blaggard said:

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    My cat likes orange juice, and beer but not together of course!
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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    big-paul said:

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    My cat likes orange juice, and beer but not together of course!
    Oh well, lion shit is the way forward then!

    Or maybe it has to be orange juice with bits in it?
    How about a positive LSD story? Would you like to see a positive LSD story on the news to hear what's it all about, perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting just once?

    "Today, a young man on acid realised that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves... Here's Tom with the weather".

    Bill Hicks
     
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    4me2 said:

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    This is the Rhino bar for pissed up members, not fucking Pet's corner or Gardener's world, You Cunts !
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    BigBird said:

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    This is the Rhino bar for pissed up members, not fucking Pet's corner or Gardener's world, You Cunts !
    Hic * who said that? Hic * Did ee jus call me a cuntt? Hic * I'll short im outt. Tryholding me bacHic**
     
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    Mr 250 said:

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    Sell your house and buy a flat. Problem solved.
     
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    Nibb said:

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    Lion shit is shit...total waste of money.
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    blaggard said:

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    Lion shit is shit...total waste of money.
    You know you're not supposed to smoke it?
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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    Really?? Fuck!!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington
     
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    Over Carl said:

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    Sorry for turning up late - killing a cat would be illegal so please let's not go back in that direction.
     
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    DejaVu said:

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    All cats are cunts and you're all cunts for talking about cats.

    Now Fuck off to the [Only registered and activated users can see links. ] and let us piss heads continue our intelligent conversations.

    Where's the landlord during this cat-arse-trophy!?
    Over Carl - I'll have another Stella-Ar-Twat-ya...!

     
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    macmilm said:

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    Cat = Useless Mouths.....

    Still wouldnt kill one tho lol
     
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    Cam said:

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    An old boot that seems to work in most tv shows or cartoons ive seen lol,
    Get a cheap water gun an squirt um every time u see them in the garden, works for me or if you wanna go down the lion shit route u might as well buy a lion and get the shit fresh, plus would help keep pesky salesman and god bothers away and if the lion becomes expensive, I can't see a bailiff popping in when ur not home, well he might pop in but not out again