Sleeping on a folded ear

[BigBrand]

Fucking gets right on my fucking bell end it does.

What a horrible fucking way to wake up, like in fucking pain at 7am.

Then you can't scrub it in the shower in fear it will actually fall off.

Who's fucking gay idea was it to build that into our workings?

Wank.

[CzarJunkie]

It's about time we brought back the DF Awards. You're a shoe-in for 'Biggest Cunt of the year'.

[maltloaf]

I actually find it really comfortable to scrunch my ear up on the pillow. It drives my missus mad as i'll fold and unfold it 100 times before finally settling, like a dog trying to find it's spot. Everyone's different eh ?

[BigBrand]

It's about time we brought back the DF Awards. You're a shoe-in for 'Biggest Cunt of the year'.

Only to be beaten every time, by you, you insufferable oaf.

[BigBrand]

I actually find it really comfortable to scrunch my ear up on the pillow. It drives my missus mad as i'll fold and unfold it 100 times before finally settling, like a dog trying to find it's spot. Everyone's different eh ?

Link?

[MsDG]

Fucking gets right on my fucking bell end it does.

What a horrible fucking way to wake up, like in fucking pain at 7am.

Then you can't scrub it in the shower in fear it will actually fall off.

Who's fucking gay idea was it to build that into our workings?

Wank.

Are you Gary Lineker or that dumbo presenter off Dragons Den?

[MsDG]

It's about time we brought back the DF Awards. You're a shoe-in for 'Biggest Cunt of the year'.

You will first have to prise that award out of my dying....

[BigBrand]

Are you Gary Lineker or that dumbo presenter off Dragons Den?

the one with the Fucking weird eyes, fuck me. Rather be linekar.

[GTI]

You will first have to prise that award out of my dying....

Ditto my Wanker of the Year award, I'm grasping that with both sweaty, calloused hands.