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    crazy Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Tea Shop & Film Company has released a trailer for its upcoming zombie comedy.
    The zombie comedy has been a popular genre since the defining Shaun of the Dead nearly a decade ago, each film with its own gimmick. In Cockneys Vs. Zombies it's ornery seniors. Note that this is the red band trailer, so it's not appropriate for work or children.
    I expect lots of jokes involving old-people acting the way one usually expects young people to act, and more than a few gags reliant upon the similarity of the zombie shamble, and the shuffling walk of a senior.
    The film is written by James Moran and Lucas Roche. Roche is well known in Britain as a writer of thrillers, including 2004s' Dead Man's Shoes. James Moran is also working on another zombie comedy (zomedy?), this one about a small town attacked by zombies on Christmas Eve, called Silent Night of the Living Dead. That one is still in pre-production.
    The official synopsis is very succinct:
    A bunch of eastenders fight their way out of a zombie infested London, lead by an unlikely gang of amateur banks robbers and foul-mouthed plucky pensioners.
    Cockneys Vs. Zombies, which stars Michelle Ryan, Honor Blackman, and Harry Treadaway, is slated to hit UK theatres on August 31st, 2012. There is no word yet about a US release.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Lock, stock meets Shaun of the Dead.

    Zombie films have been done to death of late and there's only one thing I hate more than poorly done zombie flicks and that's fucking cock-a-knees.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    "Roll 'aht the barrel" ffs!

    There have been shed loads of Zombie flicks of late. Some good, some shite.

    Shite:
    Zombie 108
    Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
    .REC 3

    Good:
    Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles
    The Incident


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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Looks great to me, can't wait!

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    "Roll 'aht the barrel" ffs!

    There have been shed loads of Zombie flicks of late. Some good, some shite.

    Shite:
    Zombie 108
    Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies
    .REC 3

    Good:
    Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles
    The Incident


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    That bloke from emerdale , the vet, was on TV this morning, even he's wrote directed and " stars " in a zombie flick due for a limited release, before dawn

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Love a good stupid daft comedy with Zombies.

    Cannot wait
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    now that looks funny.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    lol that looks well funny

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    it looks really funny you cahhnts

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Out now in usual places. Anyone seen it yet?


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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Out now in usual places. Anyone seen it yet?


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    Yep...shite.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    the odd funny moment but no a great movie, all the best bits shown on the trailer..i was hoping for better.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Pile of shite. The only time I've wanted the Zombies to win. Fucking cockakneeeeeee cunts.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    Pile of shite. The only time I've wanted the Zombies to win. Fucking cockakneeeeeee cunts.
    I'm a true cockney and can confirm we are not all cunts!

    But then again I don't walk around talking cockney slang & eating jellied eels all day

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    I watched "Zombies Vs Strippers" recently. Title ticked both boxes, but film was utter shite.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Well I watched this last night, and have to say it wasn't that bad. Better than a few of the recent zombie films.

    Far from great, but then is any zombie film?


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    Default Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    It was a pretty standard shite zombie film with a few funny moments - the football fans fighting and the zombies being fended off with boxes of cornflakes. Some right faces in it though, especially in the care home.
    The many glimpses of Michelle Ryan's cleavage made it for me.

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    Quote Originally Posted by mitchb View Post
    That bloke from emerdale , the vet, was on TV this morning, even he's wrote directed and " stars " in a zombie flick due for a limited release, before dawn
    He was in a film I watched the other night - Inbred. About these 4 young offenders and their care workers who go to this farm house in Yorkshire, and all the inbred locals torture and kill them. A bit shit really but pretty gory.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1723124/

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    Default Re: Cockneys Vs. Zombies

    No Shaun of the dead but still had enough laughs to keep me happy ... Worth a late night download if nothing Ells is on

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