I've done loads of really stupid shit when drinking, but the main one that comes to mind is a story from when I was 19.
I was working in a hotel/bar in Aberdeen for the summer during Uni, and after a few months there, all the guys and girls behind the bars decided we would go for a night out. Now there were a few hot girls there that I was dying to see in 'going out' clothes, especially after a few drinks!
As I was living at the hotel at the time, I decided to go for a few warm-up beers before taxi-ing it into town. So, I had 6 pints in about an hour, and then left to go meet the guys in town. I met them and I was already feeling the beer. The girls were sharing a bottle of wine and the guys were on pints. I livened it up by ordering myself a pitcher of Vodka Red Bull and necked it at about pint pace.
*time passes*
I'm sitting outside the concert hall in Aberdeen crying to myself, having a flashback of being a total cunt to one of the girls. I can't remember what I did or said, but it wasn't good. I decide this is a good time to call my mum.
*more time passes*
I'm outside the casino, having been thrown out for some unknown reason. I've also shit myself.
*more time passes*
I get a taxi home, and convince the driver to stop at the 24hr ASDA so I can buy something to eat.
*around 30mins passes*
I'm in the magazine section, having forgotten about the taxi outside. I'm reading an Exchange & Mart, and calling up people offering to buy their hamsters for a bunch of grapes, before calling them a cunt and hanging up. The taxi driver has come in to collect me, and on spotting her, I do a runner, my trousers fall down and I fall down, face first.
I get taken to the bank for money, as the taxi fare is around about £45, which is more than the £3 i have in my pockets.
Go home, sleep it off. The next day I wake up horrified, and after worrying about what's going to happen at work, I finally go, about 20mins late. There's an envelope on the notice board addressed to me. Opening it, I find about £8 in coins. Not really sure what that's for, I go into the bar, say 'Hi' to the girl working (who's there perfectly fine, no hangover etc). She looks really worried and asks if I'm OK, and if I can remember last night. I mumble something about being fine, and turn away. Later on that night she tells me that she took my money as I was trying to smoke the pound coins, and then tossing them into the dancefloor when they wouldn't light. I apologise for everything, but she won't tell me what I did or said to the other girl. She just says I should apologise and we'll leave it at that.
To this day, I don't know what I did. I only had 3 shifts with that girl before she left for another job. She avoided me like the plague.
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