OK heard people talk of a bucket/wish list and it may come into that...
Anyway since I moved back to the seaside (felixstowe) I kind of had an itch!!!
So was on the beach late afternoon early evening today with the missus and 2 o the kids, when the oldest one their started buggin me to go swim in the sea with him..
after about 20 mins I thought ok ok ok shut up I am comin in...
Typical kids.. I get in 10 mins later he gets out....
This got me thinking ... Wot would it be like to take a shit in the sea????? (Why the fuck not)
After minutes of contemplation.. down come the shorts.. (quite far out - treadin water)
Tried a few positions but the most comfortable seemed to be leaning forward... arse out the back - shorts round me feet....
Squeezed like fuck.... don't worry I already had a hand full of seaweed for the wipe.
Finished and turned round to see I light brown floater about 6 inch from my head.... FUCK
Luckily for me the tide was moving away from me...
I know it sounds sad as fook but been proppa chuffed all evening like I really achieved something.....
Wot a twat..
(P.S Yes I do use too many ........(dots))
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