Ebay Slag

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  1. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    She has an Arab surname (Hanif), I'd love to go down on her Persian rug.
    Hahahaha!
     
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    I had mr meleogros 4 weeks ago
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    hey i had my op 3 weeks ago with mr meleogros and am so so pleased i followed his advice and went for the bigger size!

    I was a 34 a/b and 5ft6, size 8-10 and went for 525cc. Im now about an E cup and sooooo glad i didnt go smaller

    goodluck with the op its the best thing i ever did xxxxx


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    Bra size....
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    im wearing a 36 E bra at the mo, but i dont really look to big i dont think.
    I decided literally last minute. I thought i had decided on 525cc but when i got to my room at the hospital i requested to try the 460 and 525 again, but still opted for the 525.
    I think they suit my frame and height and dont look out of place. If i had of gone smaller i know i would have been gutted.
    I went with transform and a surgeon called mr meleogras and was really happy with all of the before and aftercare.
    Also my sister has 525cc but she is 5ft2 and size 8-10 but her boobs look waaaay bigger than mine, i do think it totally depends on ur frame etc.
    Ask as many questions as u feel u need to, i was on here every night for 3 weeks up until my surgery hehe!! Theres some good advice i got frm here too xxx


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  3. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    A quote that aptly describes the op. What a fucking plum.
    I've lost count of how much of your time you dedicate to stalking me around this forum, I do appreciate it, keep it up chap.
     
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    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    I'd dress her in a full, skin tight burkha and dip my manhood in the eye slot
    I know it doesn't take much, but her fluttering eyelashes can't be enough to trigger your goo bazooka. I would personally love to dress her up as the keyboard player from Kraftwerk, and in an ironic take on Das Model, fuck her whilst she is playing that iconic tune. Clearly I will need to abduct her from her home in Peterborough and spirit her away to my dungeon in Eastern Germany, but nobody said a wank should be easy.
     
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    cyprus said:

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    I know it doesn't take much, but her fluttering eyelashes can't be enough to trigger your goo bazooka..
    You may have a point old chap an extra slot or two might be needed and I've always been handy with sissors and a sewing needle. Just ask the last bint who thought cheating on me would be a good idea
     
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    CzarJunkie said:

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    I've lost count of how much of your time you dedicate to stalking me around this forum, I do appreciate it, keep it up chap.
    I'm the DF Fuckwit radar. It's nothing personal. If you display a clear lack of intelligence I'm activated and seek out fuckwittery wherever it exists.
     
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    BigBrand said:

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    I'm the DF Fuckwit radar. It's nothing personal. If you display a clear lack of intelligence I'm activated and seek out fuckwittery wherever it exists.
    What ever you gets you off I suppose.
     
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    CzarJunkie said:

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    What ever you gets you off I suppose.
    The above sentence structure is a prime example.
     
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    Nibb said:

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    My main problem with her is why doesnt she move out of that one fucking corner!!!!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington
     
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    cyprus said:

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    My main problem with her is why doesnt she move out of that one fucking corner!!!!
    I told the cunt she'd get battered.
     
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    Nibb said:

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    Id be all over her like a fucked tent!
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington
     
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    BigBrand said:

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    FUCK YOU SAD TWAT STALKER...ZOEHANIF. THE THING IS I HAVE A SAD BITCH OF A STALKER CALLED ZOEHANIF, SHE LIVES IN DOGSTHORPE PETERBOROUGH AND HER ADDRESS IS 108 CHESTNUT AVENUE, THEREASON I'M WRITING THIS IS BECAUSE I ALREADY KNOW WHERE SHE LIVES AND I'M SICK OF THE FUCKIN HARRASSMENT FROM HER AND HER FAT SHREK LOOKING FRIEND &ONE OF UGLY SISTERS, YES THE 1WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ANOREXIC RAT/HORSE, WHATEVER YOU PREFER...SO THIS IS MY MESSAGE TO YOU!!!! FUCK OFF YOU FILTHY SKANK.PREVIOUS BLOGS!!!


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    Geko said:

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    I just saw that post too... It's scary how much information you can find very quickly on the internet. It was one seach in google for her facebook profile name. It also says she is looking for a child minder.... People need to be careful what they put out there....!

    People can streetview her house or find her landline....!

    Mental.... and hence why my username here is Geko.
     
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    macmilm said:

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    Mental.... and hence why my username here is Geko.

    Fuk I thought that was your real name !!!! :-)
     
  15. ss30's Avatar

    ss30 said:

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    You got to love and hate the interweb
     
  16. GTI's Avatar

    GTI said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    I've always been handy with sissors and a sewing needle. Just ask the last bint who thought cheating on me would be a good idea
    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    I told the cunt she'd get battered.
    Cyprus after one too many Stella's

     
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    Clubber Lang said:

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    You got to love and hate the interweb

    This all started with an ebay ad lol

    For the record, i'd smash the back doors in no probs.
     
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    ss30 said:

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    This all started with an ebay ad lol
    Thread of the year!
     
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    Zippeyrude said:

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    Personal StatsInterests
    family time is most important,shopping and music

    Makes me happy
    my friends n family

    Makes me sad
    sad lil girls who need to get a life n grow up...

    Perfect Partner
    ian-he's the world to me

    Bad habits
    gettin into too many fights n not stopping

    Cigarettes
    I don't smoke

    Alcohol
    I don't like people drinking

    Drugs
    I don't use drugs

    Race
    Mixed Race

    Hair
    REAL...no tacky fake extensions here


    Eyes
    Brown

    Body Type
    Slim
    Real hair as fake is tacky. Ok we got that.

    Fake tits "the biggest you can get" on the other hand aint tacky, no. No they're classy, real classy, real real classy.
     
  20. macmilm's Avatar

    macmilm said:

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    She pisses me off and I never met her lol....

    Cant stand it when people air laundry in public.... (and live on shite like facebook)