Ebay Slag

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  1. super mike's Avatar

    super mike said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    ... but nobody said a wank should be easy.
    I think in this 'now, now, now' society that this message has been lost. Bravo for sticking with it and giving yourself a challenge.
     
  2. Geko's Avatar

    Geko said:

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    After seeing the pics (which were red Xs at work) I don't think the face is up to much. And her fella looks like Sloth from The Goonies.
     
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    WotTheFook said:

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    Excellent thread - would read again.
     
  4. cyprus's Avatar

    cyprus said:

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    cyprus' Personal Stats

    Interests
    strecthing the anal gape of Zoe mm by mm, shopping and fisting

    Make me happy
    buying a new ruler

    Makes me sad
    when Zoe doesn't listen and forces me to rough her up

    Perfect Partner
    Zoe-she's the world to me

    Bad habits
    still feel like I'm too soft with my g/f

    Cigarettes
    I don't smoke

    Alcohol
    Only enough to numb the pain in my knuckles

    Drugs
    I don't use drugs

    Race
    Greek Cypriot

    Hair
    Bald

    Eyes
    Brown

    Body Type
    Thug
     
  5. zoemariexx's Avatar

    zoemariexx said:

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    hi everyone. guess what. its me...ebay slag... yes i am fake and i will always be fake. it apparently runs in my family but i dont give a fuck. i dont give a fuck what you all think because my boyfriend loves my fake tits and he isnt the daddy of either of my kids. you all must know by now that none of my kids have the same dad. i had a kid taken away from me and so did my sister. we both got pregnant as teenagers and we dont give a fuck so fuck you all. in fact. why dont you keep writing stuff about me on the internet. i'd love that. and if you got to my ebay page glamourags store on facebook i even have my pohone number...yes my boyfriend looks like sloth from goonies but he has money so i dont care
     
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    Sanj[UK] said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoemariexx View Post
    hi everyone. guess what. its me...ebay slag...
    How predictable do some of you lot get
     
  7. RealZoeHxx's Avatar

    RealZoeHxx said:

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    Ha ha very funny, you bunch of fucking losers

    digital forum computer nerd wankers, i bet none of you have girlfriends anyway and wank to porn movies

    Arseholes the lot of you.
     
  8. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealZoeHxx View Post
    Ha ha very funny, you bunch of fucking losers

    digital forum computer nerd wankers, i bet none of you have girlfriends anyway and wank to porn movies

    Arseholes the lot of you.
    You are Det and I claim my 5.

    How many STDs do you have dripping from your over stretched kebab?
     
  9. RealZoeHxx's Avatar

    RealZoeHxx said:

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    I dont know who who the fuck det is but i bet you are a wanker, all of you, losers
     
  10. RealZoeHxx's Avatar

    RealZoeHxx said:

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    And bigbrand, you could only dream you sad arsehole
     
  11. RealZoeHxx's Avatar

    RealZoeHxx said:

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    Oh bigbrand, ive just seen who you are, a fat bastard on a diet

    Keep eating the pizzas fatty, kebabs are out of your league
     
  12. RealZoeHxx's Avatar

    RealZoeHxx said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    cyprus' Personal Stats

    Interests
    strecthing the anal gape of Zoe mm by mm, shopping and fisting

    Make me happy
    buying a new ruler

    Makes me sad
    when Zoe doesn't listen and forces me to rough her up

    Perfect Partner
    Zoe-she's the world to me

    Bad habits
    still feel like I'm too soft with my g/f

    Cigarettes
    I don't smoke

    Alcohol
    Only enough to numb the pain in my knuckles

    Drugs
    I don't use drugs

    Race
    Greek Cypriot

    Hair
    Bald

    Eyes
    Brown

    Body Type
    Thug
    If you knew anything about domestic abuse you wouldnt joke about it
     
  13. Bald Bouncer's Avatar

    Bald Bouncer said:

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    Moved to The Rhino Bar it seems to fit in better here

    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]
     
  14. Detector's Avatar

    Detector said:

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    fuck all to do with me, but i will say this Zoe (or whoever you are)

    Have you ever been fucked up the arse by a down syndrome midget porn star? give me a ring on 01977 601111 and ill arrange a meet and you can find out what it is like
    A wise man once said " "
     
  15. Detector's Avatar

    Detector said:

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    oh and by the way i dont wank to porn movies, i wank to mexican chainsaw massacre, midgets, poodles and post menopausal fake tittied women who are too ugly to show their face and rely on sad wrinkly old titties that are taped in place and usually stretch to the knees
    A wise man once said " "
     
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    Detector said:

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    games up zippyrude
    A wise man once said " "
     
  17. zoemariexx's Avatar

    zoemariexx said:

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    haha realzoehxx. stop pretendoing to be me. i can defend myself you sad loser.ur probably a fat twat yourself you idiot.thats it.keep scoffingthe pizzas. the reason im slim is because i take laxatives to keep skinny.a little tip for you
     
  18. zoemariexx's Avatar

    zoemariexx said:

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    that lovely photo youhave of me and my sloth looking boyfriend.yes i know i look like a man, thats why i got my boobs done, so i finally feel like a woman. check out my sofeminine posts if you dont believe me. back to the pc of me. yes he looks like sloth and the reason my skirt is so high is to cover up my stretchmarks which look like spiders webs.and apologies on behalf of the fakey trying to be me but you can rough me and and knock me about as much as you like. spliut my kebab right to my chocolate starfish and rough me up as much as u lik
     
  19. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by RealZoeHxx View Post
    Oh bigbrand, ive just seen who you are, a fat bastard on a diet

    Keep eating the pizzas fatty, kebabs are out of your league
    You've done your research I see, if it's not Det then hmmmm
     
  20. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by zoemariexx View Post
    that lovely photo youhave of me and my sloth looking boyfriend.yes i know i look like a man, thats why i got my boobs done, so i finally feel like a woman. check out my sofeminine posts if you dont believe me. back to the pc of me. yes he looks like sloth and the reason my skirt is so high is to cover up my stretchmarks which look like spiders webs.and apologies on behalf of the fakey trying to be me but you can rough me and and knock me about as much as you like. spliut my kebab right to my chocolate starfish and rough me up as much as u lik
    Class.