Ebay Slag

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  1. Geko's Avatar

    Geko said:

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    LOL
     
  2. Zippeyrude's Avatar

    Zippeyrude said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Detector View Post
    games up zippyrude
    Nowt wrong with my titties det, you wanna piece?

    I aint too keen on the rest tho, at least not until ive had a few stellas
     
  3. mrworld's Avatar

    mrworld said:

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    Oh this thread was an excellent read. Thank you all.
    ...that's how I roll
     
  4. zoemariexx's Avatar

    zoemariexx said:

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    im sad...i've had no offers for anyone wanting to tear up whats left of my shrivelled kebab
     
  5. Geko's Avatar

    Geko said:

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    If you wear a bag on your head.... And so will my penis.... I'm up for it.
     
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    zoemariexx said:

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    ahhh excellent. well u know where i live. hey you guuuuuuuys. would you like sloth to join in too? i'll wear a bag on my head, dont worry. and u had better wear something over ur penis. not because i might get oregnant, but because you might get riddled with diseases
     
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    {{909}} said:

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    nothing can stop you getting oregnant Zoe, maybe thats where you have been going wrong..
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    cyprus said:

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    I'm liking her new collection...

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  9. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    Even has a slag tattoo.
     
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    GTI said:

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    I sent her an email asking if I could pass by her house and collect since I'm attending a course in Cambridge next week, she replied:

    Sure, no problem

    Zoe xx

    Fucking slut, she's clearly on the game. My next question will be if she could deliver to the Day's Inn Hotel, Peterborough since thats where I intend to fuck her brains out (I have a 25% off voucher).
     
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    BigBrand said:

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    One kiss is being friendly, 2 kissed is being a slut.

    Where are all the cunts at the start of this thread calling me for calling her a slut. You fucking cunts. Suck my wide one.

    I have a song for her...

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    BertRoot said:

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    Great camel toe with the shiny leggings on, could fist it without her wincing.

     
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    akimba said:

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    Wots the link for the shiny leggings then ;-)
     
  14. BertRoot's Avatar

    BertRoot said:

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    Have a root through her other stuff, you will spot em.

     
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    macmilm said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrand View Post
    Where are all the cunts at the start of this thread calling me for calling her a slut. You fucking cunts. Suck my wide one.
    To be fair.. I think it was just an excuse to call you a cunt..

    P.S ur a cunt lol
     
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    G-Virus|DAN| said:

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    Fuckin hell....one of best threads ive ever read. So....was either of the "zoe's" real? Fickin hillarious tho.

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  17. macmilm's Avatar

    macmilm said:

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    I know their fake... but a crackin rack nontheless.....
    Its not like ur dick will know the difference when its spunkin all over em !!!!
     
  18. BigBrand's Avatar

    BigBrand said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    To be fair.. I think it was just an excuse to call you a cunt..

    P.S ur a cunt lol

    Can't argue with that.

    I failed to mention I love a good MILF Internet Slag

    Once i have her address I'm passing it to Det.
     
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    sgtbarton said:

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    I can only assume the 2 Zoe's have introduced themselves and asked for some "key codes" as none of u cunts have torn em a new one yet , not sure they can bring a lot to the forum but I want them meerwhops hanging around!


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    zoemariexx said:

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    Quote Originally Posted by sgtbarton View Post
    I can only assume the 2 Zoe's have introduced themselves and asked for some "key codes" as none of u cunts have torn em a new one yet , not sure they can bring a lot to the forum but I want them meerwhops hanging around!


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    its me its me zoe. th eone with the camel toe. fake tits witha scar which looks like ive been butchered and if you look realllly closly you might see my rug poking through too.
    i know you are lookin through my photos but whilst you're at it check out t see if you can see my fanny flaps lnger than the dresses and also my overstreched skin.
    streched kebabas all the way...btw...sloth says hello. he didnt really..he just says...hey you guuuuyyyyysss