Oh this thread was an excellent read. Thank you all.
...that's how I roll
im sad...i've had no offers for anyone wanting to tear up whats left of my shrivelled kebab
If you wear a bag on your head.... And so will my penis.... I'm up for it.
ahhh excellent. well u know where i live. hey you guuuuuuuys. would you like sloth to join in too? i'll wear a bag on my head, dont worry. and u had better wear something over ur penis. not because i might get oregnant, but because you might get riddled with diseases
Even has a slag tattoo.
I sent her an email asking if I could pass by her house and collect since I'm attending a course in Cambridge next week, she replied:
Sure, no problem
Fucking slut, she's clearly on the game. My next question will be if she could deliver to the Day's Inn Hotel, Peterborough since thats where I intend to fuck her brains out (I have a 25% off voucher).
"You have reached the end of you free trial membership at BenjaminFranklinQuotes.com"
Great camel toe with the shiny leggings on, could fist it without her wincing.
Wots the link for the shiny leggings then ;-)
Have a root through her other stuff, you will spot em.
Fuckin hell....one of best threads ive ever read. So....was either of the "zoe's" real? Fickin hillarious tho.
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I know their fake... but a crackin rack nontheless.....
Its not like ur dick will know the difference when its spunkin all over em !!!!
I can only assume the 2 Zoe's have introduced themselves and asked for some "key codes" as none of u cunts have torn em a new one yet , not sure they can bring a lot to the forum but I want them meerwhops hanging around!
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i know you are lookin through my photos but whilst you're at it check out t see if you can see my fanny flaps lnger than the dresses and also my overstreched skin.
streched kebabas all the way...btw...sloth says hello. he didnt really..he just says...hey you guuuuyyyyysss