Shit box

**4me2** · 3rd December 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SH1T-BOX-L...item2ebcb0afad

Seen it all now.

SH1T BOX LOO CAMPING FISHING FESTIVAL PORTABLE TOILET DISPOSABLE ECO FRIENDLY

What is it?

Shit Box is a lightweight portable cardboard toilet, made specifically for outdoor use. The box pops up from a convenient 14 inch flat pack to a rigid, reusable, comfortable toilet. Each box comes with 10 degradable waste bags...... And YES it really does work and is not a gimmick!

Where could it be used?
Festivals– when portaloos are too far away (or the que is too long or you might faint from the ammonia smell of festival toilets, or the insides of the portaloo's are covered in poo!)
Camping– or any outdoor activity (brilliant at night if you don't want to walk to toilet block in dark) We put ours in a toilet tent and then fold it up and throw it away in the recycling bin when we pack up. In a waterproof jacket it will last up to 2-3 weeks if used correctly. Saves space in the campervan as porta toilets are not that small!
Building sites– when there are no facilities
Fishing– doubles up as a stool (it really does ha ha)
Travel– some toilets are best avoided (on long journeys & good for kids)

Technical Spec.:

Shit Box specification

Brown cardboard – content 70% recycled card
Size: 350mm � 350mm � 350mm
Weight: 1.136 kilograms
As this is a cardboard box it may collapse
if used when wet – please keep dry.
As this is a cardboard box it may collapse if used when wet - please keep dry.
Remove and tie up used (full) poo bag and dispose of responsibly (we do not recommend multiple use of one single bag)
Collapse bag starting with bottom stabilisers then turn over and disengage tabs.
Fold carefully to use again.

Contents:
1x Duffle Bag - to carry
1x Shit Box - reusable
10x Poo Bags - not reusable
10x Tissues - for a happy bum

Technical information:
Brown cardboard – content 80% recycled card
Weight tolerance : 55lbs/inch� 225lbs/inch� bursting force.
Shit Box / Ploo take 16 stone/ 100kg very comfortably
Little Jack's box is perfect for 1-5 year olds
The inner ‘poo bag’ contains P-Life™ additive which enables the bag to harmlessly degrade to water and CO2 over a fixed period of time.

Size:
Shit Box - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
Little Jack's Box - 26.5cm (H) x 26.5cm(W) x 26.5cm(D)
Ploo - 35cm (H) x 35cm(W) x 35cm(D)
　

**macmilm** · 3rd December 2012

and you were searching for what ???? ;-)

**mrphil** · 4th December 2012

If i need a shit and i was busting id just go anywhere fuck wasting 20 on that lol

**AspectUK** · 4th December 2012

Bought one .. as an xmas prezzie for my sister and her partner.
They went to a festival this year and woke up with a stranger in their tent sparked out between them and then later in the night they were woken with someone robbing them.

Got a couple of quid cheaper from them direct here: http://www.thebrowncorporation.com/

**macmilm** · 4th December 2012

Turns out my missus known the woman who invented/makes them.....
She is a member of some local business group (where locals get together once a week and talk shit about how well they are doing)
Based in Ipswich

**Fearless** · 4th December 2012

257 sold, crazy

**Mobileman** · 4th December 2012

Ipswich, explains a lot worst fucking place I ever had the misfortune of visting / working in !

**Mule** · 5th December 2012

Not exactly a new idea, they've had stuff like this on Dragons den. If I was going to a festival I'd consider taking one.

**Mule** · 5th December 2012

I think this one would be better.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Commode-Outd.../dp/B004CLW2W2

**Goldberg** · 5th December 2012

Not sure with the Amazon one.
If you have a messy discharge, there is a good chance your going to soil it and bin it in any case.
The box every time for me.