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    Default The Neighbors light across the street.

    1. Look in the letterbox
    2. It's in the letterbox

    Lol class

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    Default The Neighbors light across the street.

    Excellent.


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    Default The Neighbors light across the street.

    That's brilliant!


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    "Last night, with my curtains closed and bedside light off, I read a book. Wearing sunglasses. Under a blanket"

    Last time I heard anyone exaggerate to that extent was mrphil bragging about the size of his cock. (">

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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    David Thorne, this name is getting popular aint it?

    Was he the guy who was doing posters for lost cats for someone at his work etc?

    The same guy who kept getting warning sheets from his employer?
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    very good
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    Quote Originally Posted by BigBrand View Post
    David Thorne, this name is getting popular aint it?

    Was he the guy who was doing posters for lost cats for someone at his work etc?

    The same guy who kept getting warning sheets from his employer?
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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    haha. fuck off back to Austria, i think he needs to get himself a world map..

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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibb View Post
    Some funny reading on there. I like the ending of this one in the email between him and George Lewis. (">

    From: George Lewis
    Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.04pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: tarded

    Ive deleted you from my facebook and reported you. i hope you die of aids fag. Dont bothering emailing me again becasue I wont read it.

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.12pm
    To: George Lewis
    Subject: dneck

    Yes you will.

    From: George Lewis
    Date: Friday 3 September 2010 7.16pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: dneck

    No I fucking wont fag

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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    Dont forget the one that originally brought him to fame.....the 7 legged spider drawing!

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    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Overdue account

    Dear David,
    Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

    Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Overdue account

    Dear Jane,
    I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

    Regards, David.



    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Overdue account

    Dear David,

    Thank you for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

    Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Overdue account

    Dear Jane,

    Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

    Regards, David.

    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

    Dear David,

    You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

    Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

    Dear Jane,

    Yes please.

    Regards, David.

    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

    Attached <spider.gif>



    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Whose spider is that?

    Dear Jane,

    Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

    Regards, David.

    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

    Dear David,

    Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th. David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
    Please make this payment as soon as possible.

    Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

    Thankyou for contacting me.
    I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

    Regards, David.

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

    Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

    Regards, David.



    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

    Dear David,

    As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding. We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

    Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles

    From: David Thorne
    Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
    To: Jane Gilles
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

    I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

    Regards, David.

    From: Jane Gilles
    Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
    To: David Thorne
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

    Attached <spider2.gif>



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    This guy is class, ive been laughing to myself for the last half hour!
    TAR seems to be a decent bloke!

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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    Brilliant, just been reading some of the others on his website and found myself laughing out loud.


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    Default The Neighbors light across the street.

    Just grabbed his 1st book from newsgroups - think ill be buying his 2nd soon. Class!


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    Default Re: The Neighbors light across the street.

    Quote Originally Posted by gazza341 View Post
    think ill be buying his 2nd soon. Class!
    I wouldn't bother the 2nd is on ng and most the stuff out of that is on his website

    Thanks to prezzy

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    I wouldn't bother the 2nd is on ng and most the stuff out of that is on his website
    thanks for that - just wasn't looking hard enough
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