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    SciFi Iran blasts primate into orbit



    Space monkey: Iran blasts primate into orbit and claims it survived rocket mission

    28 Jan 2013 12:20
    It gave no other details on the timing or location of the launch, but said the monkey returned safely




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    Iran today (Monday January 28) claimed to have blasted a monkey into space - and that it survived the mission.
    State media said the monkey was sent 70 miles up in a rocket.
    It gave no other details on the timing or location of the launch, but said the monkey returned safely.
    "Iran successfully launched a capsule, codenamed Pishgam (Pioneer), containing a monkey and recovered the shipment on the ground intact," said the statement by the defence ministry's aerospace department.
    A previous attempt in 2011 to put a monkey into space failed. No official explanation was given.
    Iran has said it seeks to send an astronaut into space as part of its ambitious aerospace program.
    In 2010, Iran said it launched a rocket into space carrying a mouse, turtle and worms.
    The US and its allies worry that technology from the space programme could also be used to develop long-range missiles that could potentially be armed with nuclear warheads.

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    If it'd have died I would have gone ape shit!
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    Default Re: Iran blasts primate into orbit

    First step for icbms...

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    Well done Iran, your only 50 years behind the rest of the world.
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    Default Re: Iran blasts primate into orbit

    Send a person you cunts, doubt it would be hard to get a volunteer.

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    Default Re: Iran blasts primate into orbit

    Would be better if they blasted about 78 million people into space....

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    Default Re: Iran blasts primate into orbit

    Quote Originally Posted by consoles View Post
    Well done Iran, your only 50 years behind the rest of the world.
    They're a good bit more than that if you look at some of their other ideas.

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    Default Re: Iran blasts primate into orbit

    Someone told me they got electricity this year !!!

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    Worked with some Iranian engineers a few years ago. Very clever guys. And also decent friendly respectful people. Unfortunate that the Iranian people have to suffer because of the fanatical undemocratic regime they live under which holds the country back. (">

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