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    Default Rose are red

    Roses are red, violets are glorious , don't try and surprise Oscar pistorious !

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    Default Re: Rose are red

    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    My clothes are red
    The wallpaper's red
    Everything's red
    I thought she was a burglar...

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    Default Re: Rose are red

    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Roses are red
    Violets are red
    My clothes are red
    The wallpaper's red
    Everything's red
    I thought she was a burglar...
    Even your avatar goes with the joke ;-)

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    Default Re: Rose are red

    just a couple on that

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue

    I've got a knife

    Rape




    Roses are tits
    Violets are tits
    I like tits
    Tits

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    Default Re: Rose are red

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I've got a gun,
    Get in the van. . . . . .
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Default Re: Rose are red

    Rosie is dead
    Violence, then glue
    Wank off her dad
    With one of her shoes

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    BertRoot (15th February 2013),  RSV (16th February 2013)  


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    Default Re: Rose are red

    Roses are red
    Grass is greener
    When I think of you
    I touch my weaner

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    Default Re: Rose are red

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Some poems rhyme,
    But this one doesn't.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    Say it with flowers,
    Give her a Triffid.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    She said that she was over 16, Officer....

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    Roses are reddish,
    Violets are bluish,
    If it wasn't for Jesus we'd all be Jewish!
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry

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    Roses are red
    Daffodils are yellow
    Never do heroin
    It fucked Marti Pellow

    Roses are red
    Apples are fruity
    Check your lasagne
    It may be Black Beauty
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
    Karl Pilkington

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    Rosie is red
    Sophie is sore
    Looks like Kevin Webster
    smashed in their back door

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    Default Re: Rose are red

    News flash.........
    Oscar Pistorious has been released
    Police found footprints in the garden

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