Shitty Neighbour - how to get payback?

[brumbino]

Been having fun and games with a neighbour trying to generally bully me.

Usually I ignore his childness and general lameness but his latest attempt pissed me off...

He let his gf's dog shit all over my yard and garden...went on for a couple of weeks until the dog went to her patents.

So....how can i get satisfaction without him knowing any comeback?

[Ashley]

Don't rise to it as its probably what he wants you to do.

[SiE]

Fuck him, hes a prize prick.

[lloydi]

Piss through his letterbox, make sure neither he or the dog is there first though.


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[ilscuro]

Carefully open one of his milk bottles, assuming he has a doorstep delivery that is, pull one off in it, carefully replace the lid, you'll have got one over on him without any comeback, and you can have a good laugh when he's enjoying his bowl of cornflakes.

[elephantsoup]

Ignore him, that will work best.

[Bald Bouncer]

Might help or give you a few ideas

http://starbuck.home.uit.no/ekran/revenge/Scripts/PLA003.html
http://starbuck.home.uit.no/ekran/re...eDatabase.html

[lloydi]

Might help or give you a few ideas

http://starbuck.home.uit.no/ekran/revenge/Scripts/PLA003.html
http://starbuck.home.uit.no/ekran/re...eDatabase.html

Lol I like this one

If you are daring, capture a skunk and let it loose in their yard. Just think about the fun this one can make.




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[WRATH OF BOD]

drop trouser & shit in his yard. superglue his door locks,

[Bald Bouncer]

One that has always amused me but wrong on so many levels is:

Find a dead cat then tie a short rope to it's tail then tie the other end to the back of the victims car, take the cat and tuck it up under the back bumper, when the victim drives off the first bump should cause the cat to fall and thus drag the cat behind the car so when you see them drive off you ring the police and say 'I just saw this man grab a cat and tie it to the back of his car and drive off with it the registration is *** ****'

[CzarJunkie]

Come onto him and tell him his dog shitting in your yard turns you on so much you smear it all over your cock while you're thinking about him. If that doesn't work plunge a large knife into his heart until it stops.

[matthewy2]

Spark him out

[TAR]

Stuff silver foil into his yale lock on his front door, when he is out. the key wont fit in when he tries to unlock the door.

[Mule]

Talk loudly about him being a nonce in your local shithole pub.

[philo]

Come onto him and tell him his dog shitting in your yard turns you on so much you smear it all over your cock while you're thinking about him. If that doesn't work plunge a large knife into his heart until it stops.

Thats class hahaha

[dpSparhawk]

Black Gloss paint all of his windows (I so want to do this to someone I despise lol)
Superglue his locks as has been mentioned.

Pop down to local Reptile store and buy five or 6 hundred crickets. Then free ALL of the crickets through his letterbox. Listen to the sweet sound of back leg violins and the screams of despair LMAO.

...or you could do the sensible thing and not say anything to him I guess.

[Mobileman]

drug him, tie him up , gang bang him then post the video to his wife and workplace

[super mike]

Wait for him to go to bed and no more nails up (Other makes may work better) his ground level doors and windows.

Write/draw something in grass seed in his lawn.

By a bear and make it shit all over his lawn. Don't no one fuck with someone with a bear.

[I Black Belt]

take some of the dog shit, get under his car when it's dark and smear it all over his exhaust manifold. He'll benefit from that "just laid" freshness everytime the engine warms up. mmmmmmm. turdy goodness.

[{{909}}]

boring cunt alert.

dont do anything, he'll get bored and find some other activity to amuse himself.

We had a neighbour with a dog, would often dump on our garden and would bark at fucking anything. A royal pain in the hole. Me mum isnt one to take things lying down and she waged war on the neighbours, giving them abuse and things just got worse and worse until we couldnt even walk past their house without some abuse flying, we had parts of our fence broken, stuff stolen from the shed etc and generally anything that had to be done regarding the gardens was a fucking nightmare. It was knocked on the head when the neighbour on the other side poisoned the dog and somehow the neighbour knew it wasnt us.