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  • Timmy Mallett

    2 5.13%
  • Stew Francis

    0 0%
  • Kenny Everett (R.I.P)

    1 2.56%
  • Freddy Mercury (R.I.P)

    0 0%
  • Simon Cowell

    0 0%
  • Bagpuss (for Malty)

    2 5.13%
  • Roy Walker

    2 5.13%
  • Bruce Forsyth

    11 28.21%
  • either of the Two Ronnies

    3 7.69%
  • any of the Rolling Stones

    0 0%
  • any of the Beatles

    0 0%
  • Keith Harris

    2 5.13%
  • Rod Hull

    2 5.13%
  • Michael Barrymore

    1 2.56%
  • Phillip Schofield

    0 0%
  • Shane Richie

    0 0%
  • Leslie Grantham

    2 5.13%
  • Keith Chegwin

    8 20.51%
  • Tony Blackburn

    3 7.69%
  • Jerry Springer

    0 0%
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    Who is next in operation kiddy fiddling.... It is only a matter of time before every one is done..
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    Give me a chance, I am doing the poll now!
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    I was saying to these lot at work I may be able to get a celebrity job now as we ain't gonna have any left soon.

    I could use a few old catchphrases, Look at what you coulda won, etc...


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    So many more that could/should be added... For now let's see who gets picked out of this list.

    The Rolling Stones must be guilty as hell on so many counts!
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    Roy Walker for me. Its good, but its not right, he was heard to exclaim as he showered 13 year old Dolly Doodahs face with his manfat.

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    Timmy Mallett was smacking kids about with a massive hammer ffs! Concussion, slip of the finger when the plaster was going on the inside of the thigh... It's only about now the memory will come back to those kids!

    And genuinely, Cheggers actually touched my arse on stage in Butlins Somerwest World when I was about 9 druing a 'wiggle your bum' competition, when I fortunately never won... Talk about Grooming!
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    i have gone for one of the two ronnies, i reckon cuz ronnie barkers son was done for it i reckon one or both of the ronnies will be involved

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    I think the chuckle brothers, why are they so happy all of the time?

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    Bugger forgot them!
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    Dennis Norden. Nailed on.
    "That's why I fucked your bitch you fat mother fucker"

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    No option for all of the above...?
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I was saying to these lot at work I may be able to get a celebrity job now as we ain't gonna have any left soon.

    I could use a few old catchphrases, Look at what you coulda won, etc...
    Don't do it Berty, the fame will surely get to your head and you'll be ordering 14 year olds to your dressing room like Peter Kaye orders pizzas
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    you missed the (R.I.P.) next to Rod Hull and one of the 2 ronnies and most of the beatles

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    Yeah, people were replying before the poll was there!

    Plus all of the Rolling Stones are dead. The drugs are making their body's move still.
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    Anyone who made a career with a puppet on their hand should be shot either way.

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    Matthew Corbett or Geoffrey Hayes.

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    I think this guy could be in the running:


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    I reckon none of them actually fiddled any kids but a smoke screen for a charge of crimes to variety.

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    Keith Harris, he's had is hand up Orville's arse for years.

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