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    You really are a prick if you drive a car with stripes on it...

    Especially if its a Hyundai FFS.


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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    My partner has a swift that has stripes on the bonnet, neither of us like em but they're such a pain to remove.
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
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    Sell the car.


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    Including but not exclusively, the polipps.


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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    Stripes over the bonnet/roof or down the side?
    Subtle ones down the side are not too bad. My first car, a MK3 escort has them
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    Agreed ...... but I'm thankful for the way they display the stripes on their cars to let the world know they're knob heads.
    I can avoid them then, like people with brightly coloured frames on their glasses and men that wear makeup
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hippie on hill View Post
    Agreed ...... but I'm thankful for the way they display the stripes on their cars to let the world know they're knob heads.
    I can avoid them then, like people with brightly coloured frames on their glasses and men that wear makeup
    What do you know about my glasses...?


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    And my blusher!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    You really are a p.... if you drive a car with stripes on it...
    To extend your p..... category (can't swear due to clearswift blocking):

    If you have a car with window washer lights on it. I think Spennyboy used to (or maybe still does) have a sig with a pet name for them!
    If you have a car with eyelashes...
    If you have a car with a leather bonnet protector, it may save the first 12 inches of your bonnet from stone chips but it makes you look a tool.
    If you have a shopping list of all the parts you can never afford down the doors of your crappy Fiesta.
    If you have stickers on your car period.
    If you have a CD hanging from your rear view mirror believing it will confuse a speed gun.

    Ah that's better!

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    Is that why people have CD's hanging!!!

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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    nowt wrong with a good starsky & hutch stripe...LoL

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman View Post
    If you have a car with window washer lights on it. I think Spennyboy used to (or maybe still does) have a sig with a pet name for them!
    It was urbsy and they were wanker lights.


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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    If I ever bought a VW Beetle, I would definitely get Herbie stickers



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    No. You'd just be a cunt driving a Beetle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    Is that why people have CD's hanging!!!

    Every day is a school day!
    I thought it was to stop birds from shitting on the car.

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    If I ever bought a VW Beetle, I would definitely get Herbie stickers



    Does that make me a cunt?
    Well, thats a new shape beetle and doesn't count, even with stickers and eyelids...


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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    What's wrong with stripes on cars?

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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    i thought the cd hanging thing was a copy of the quran
    something about having the quran near by at all times or something along those lines

    dunno just something i heard

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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    Have you lot been on the Barryboys site again?

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    Default Re: Cars with stripes

    In addition to my original post I would also like to add about cars with matte paint.

    I don't care what car it is. It looks shite. Cheap, unfinished and shite.


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