Insatiable Desires
There was this guy who was obsessed with seed cake (dunno WTF that is!!)
The problem was he got a bad attack of the farts whenever he had any
He had recently been dating this rather lovely girl, who now wanted to take him home for tea
Horrors you've guessed it. On the table a large seed cake (still dunno WTF that is!!)
The mother offered him a slice, and, well, you can imagine what followed.
The Old Man who was reading the sport in the paper leaned over the table and cussed the dog
'Rover! get from under the table damn you!
Well, lucky or what, thought the guy, the dog is getting the blame for this
So the guy accepted the offer of a (slightly larger) slice of seed cake (dunno WTF that is!!)
much more farting followed
The Old Man cussed again, Rover! I said get the hell out from there!
As the deal was still going good, the guy finished off the Seed Cake
major farting followed
Finally the Old man screamed at the dog,
Rover! get out from under there
Before he Shits on You
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