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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    That was a great rant. I really felt the venom and hatred

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    Simple... fuck it!!! it won't soon forget that and it will also demonstrate to foxy who is the dominant species here.. also you mentioned a 1080p camcorder so film it too then you can show to any returning fox's in the future
    also a link in the jolly wanker would help us to all learn from your experience

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I don't agree with killing cats, because they could be some old ladies only companion in life. But... I hate the fuckers.
    We should shoot them too..

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    I used to have problems with foxes coming in for our chickens and ended up pissing in a bottle and spreading it around the garden.

    This really did work and we didn't have trouble with them again for ages.

    I need to do it again as one of the fuckers left a puddle of shit on my garden furniture.

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    Quote Originally Posted by saintashley View Post
    I used to have problems with foxes coming in for our chickens and ended up pissing in a bottle and spreading it around the garden.

    This really did work and we didn't have trouble with them again for ages.

    I need to do it again as one of the fuckers left a puddle of shit on my garden furniture.
    Hope that's not one your hiding under your duvet in your avatar...

    Your not a fox are you?.. Trying to protect foxkind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by saintashley View Post
    I used to have problems with foxes coming in for our chickens and ended up pissing in a bottle and spreading it around the garden.

    This really did work and we didn't have trouble with them again for ages.

    I need to do it again as one of the fuckers left a puddle of shit on my garden furniture.
    Lets be honest .. when you did that it had fuck all to do with foxes didn't it !!!

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    My mum and Dad live in a semi-rural location. They have chickens. Never had a problem with the foxes. They don't tend to go near to the Coop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    My mum and Dad live in a semi-rural location. They have chickens. Never had a problem with the foxes. They don't tend to go near to the Coop.
    I love in the middle of a council estate and out garden backs on to train tracks, we get loads of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saintashley View Post
    I love in the middle of a council estate and out garden backs on to train tracks, we get loads of them.

    We get them. But they don't go near the Coop.

    I always thought that was strange. And I've probably cursed it now.


    P.S - You shouldn't love in the middle of a council estate. It's frowned upon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    We get them. But they don't go near the Coop.

    I always thought that was strange. And I've probably cursed it now.


    P.S - You shouldn't love in the middle of a council estate. It's frowned upon.
    Hopefully not. They has never got into ours, we have an eglu and seems to be fine.

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    Would the council have an issue with you keeping a bear in the back garden ??

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    Nice to see there are so many animal lovers on here. In my opinion humans are the filthiest and most destructive vermin on planet earth. We are gradually destroying the foxes natural countryside habitat and at the same time inviting them in to our cities by leaving half eaten fast food on the streets after a night out.

    It annoyed me the other day that they were discussing a Seagull cull in Tenby because they are snatching food from tourists on the streets and in outside cafe's. People forget that we have over fished the sea, depriving them of their natural food.

    We somehow think we have more right to this planet than other animals. We are supposedly more intelligent so should know better and not be so arrogant. If you do have a problem with foxes or other animals, remember why they are a problem. It's usually our fault so try and deal with them in a humane, non destructive and compassionate manner. (">

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBird View Post
    It annoyed me the other day that they were discussing a Seagull cull in Tenby because they are snatching food from tourists on the streets and in outside cafe's. People forget that we have over fished the sea, depriving them of their natural food.
    Fuck em.. let em eat quorn like we will when our meat source has dried up ;-)

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    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

    http://newsarse.com/

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    Our local Tescos love the fckin foxes ... You should see the amount of chicken wings they sell to people feeding the mangy buggers.

    Swallow your tea before watching this please .... consider yourselves warned

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    WTF!? - What The Fox (says)

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Fuck em.. let em eat quorn like we will when our meat source has dried up ;-)

    I won't eat Quorn. Nasty processed food. There are a lot of alternatives to meat. Plus we overindulge in our meat consumption, we need to eat less for health reasons. But that's a whole different thread.

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    Default Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    You know with quorn you can get 'veggie sausages, veggie burgers, veggie mince'. ... Well can you get meat carrots, meat lettuce, meat celery??

    Never understood quorn..
    "I love burgers but I am a veggie, so I will have a quorn one"

    Fuck off and live with the foxes.

    True story: my last BBQ we had 1, ONE veggie.
    She got the little BBQ just for her shit and I burnt it all. At first it was an accident, no fat oozing out makes it difficult to judge if its cooked or not.. But afterwards I was making the quorn sausages look like turds, the falafels like rabbit shit etc..

    I lied about the ingredients of the cake too in order to have her eat it... Fucking tree huggers.. The irony been they fucking eat the trees!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: Foxes - I have had e-fucking-nuff

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    You know with quorn you can get 'veggie sausages, veggie burgers, veggie mince'. ... Well can you get meat carrots, meat lettuce, meat celery??

    Never understood quorn..
    "I love burgers but I am a veggie, so I will have a quorn one"

    Fuck off and live with the foxes.

    True story: my last BBQ we had 1, ONE veggie.
    She got the little BBQ just for her shit and I burnt it all. At first it was an accident, no fat oozing out makes it difficult to judge if its cooked or not.. But afterwards I was making the quorn sausages look like turds, the falafels like rabbit shit etc..

    I lied about the ingredients of the cake too in order to have her eat it... Fucking tree huggers.. The irony been they fucking eat the trees!
    Have always said that... the Mrs used to be a veggie till I converted her ;-)
    I used to say if you dont want to eat meat thats fine .. but why the fuck do you veggies have meat shaped shit made for you.. sausages, burder, nuggets, mince e.t.c ... go eat a fuckin lettuce you cunts

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    I saw tombott mention it but I'll reinforce it. Forget spending money on potions. Piss in your garden. It works
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