Food handlers and Smoking

[Geko]

The Alcohol will kill (some) of those germs. There is no Alcohol in the food I buy, generally...

As for the blokes and the hand situation. This happens for a number of reasons.

* You have those fucking arseholes trying to get a £1 coin off you for running the fucking tap and handing you a paper towel! Even the local 'spoons has one of those cunts now!
* You know for a fact that the dirty bastard before you pissed all over his hands and then grappled with the whole of the tap fitting meaning that you have to touch that in order to clean your own hands..
* Your 3 pints in, you have broken the seal and you will be visiting it again very very very soon..
* The hot tap is not working, never worked and your not cleaning your hands with cold water
* There is no soap dispenser
* In place of a soap dispenser they have a bar of milk soap from school that looks like it has been used by a coal miner last time round!
etc..

You're admitting to not washing your hands?

As for the alcohol in the pub killing the germs.... I have yet to hear of a pint of stella being used as a cleaning substitute.


But.... I'd also like to point out that urine is perfectly clean, unless you have a dirty cock or an infection. When it leaves your bladder it is sterile.

[Goldberg]

I feel rinsing them quickly and wiping on my jeans is suffice. I'm still alive so it hasn't killed me yet nor has there been an outbreak of piss related deaths in my area.

As for Stella not killing germs... It's killed enough wife's!

[Geko]

I feel rinsing them quickly and wiping on my jeans is suffice. I'm still alive so it hasn't killed me yet nor has there been an outbreak of piss related deaths in my area.

You haven't died of lung cancer or germs transmitted by currency. So maybe there is no issue there either.

[Goldberg]

Currency was not my shout. Lung Cancer is a slow burner and impossible to diagnose quickly.

People blow smoke in my face (unintentionally), I don't go around blowing clean air in theirs... I do fart in lifts though and on crowded tubes, especially when people just get on or off..

But my whine, and it is a whine cellar not a debate, is that I do not appreciate food handlers having a fag with the gloves on only to step back inside the cafe or sandwich bar to continue making and handling food with he very same gloves on. No attempt to clean them, no attempt to take the gloves off and put them back on (or at least a new pair, they are disposable) or even rinse their hands.

It might not kill you but the first sandwich they make is going to get a hint of tobacco on it at the very least. If you don't or have never smoked then it is going to bother you and does me.

[ss30]

When you pay for your purchases with your card, how do you enter your PIN.... Dirty Fingers before you, same as coins really..

At least with my pin I only hit number "1" 4 times and not 4 separate numbers!

[Goldberg]

I don't use my finger tips, I use the middle joint as it is a known fact they don't catch germs like your finger tips do!

[koola2]

At least with my pin I only hit number "1" 4 times and not 4 separate numbers!

Just use them new contactless payment cards.

I don't use my finger tips, I use the middle joint as it is a known fact they don't catch germs like your finger tips do!

Or just get your cock out and use that to enter the PIN, bet you did not wash that in the sink after your piss.

[Goldberg]

I always wash my cock in the sink at work, well after some youjizz.com time <----- NSFW at all, ever!
Nothing worse that residue seeping through your khaki pants.

But again, the post is not about payment machines! I don't care about them, I try not to put my fingers in my mouth after touching such devices/door handles etc.. but a sandwich... You have no choice really.

[Zoots]

Food for thought, if you'll pardon the pun.

Do you always wash your hands before you eat? Honestly?
I do at home but admit in restaurants and grabbing something for lunch on the go I never give it a thought.

[Goldberg]

I understand what you are saying and not all the time no. But I know my food that I prepare with my own hands will not have any third party tastes that basic food hygiene would prevent.

[ss30]

Basically you are doomed if you leave your house.

[Goldberg]

As stated in an earlier post, the mother-in-law is terrible! She has to bleach everything. She is behind you waiting for you to shake your cock and already got the bleach ready.
The last time she was down and nearly fell over because she wouldn't hold onto the pole on the Tube, I licked it just to wind her up. I massively regretted it and I am sure I got a cold sore but I wanted her to stop doing what she was doing! She has an issue and none of her kids including my wife will do anything about her.

She joined the Gym once, cleaned the machines with he paper towels and spray before she went on, probably went on for 1 minute and then cleaned the machine again... She even said she spent more time cleaning them than on them.

[ss30]

As stated in an earlier post, the mother-in-law is terrible! She has to bleach everything. She is behind you waiting for you to shake your cock and already got the bleach ready.
The last time she was down and nearly fell over because she wouldn't hold onto the pole on the Tube, I licked it just to wind her up. I massively regretted it and I am sure I got a cold sore but I wanted her to stop doing what she was doing! She has an issue and none of her kids including my wife will do anything about her.

She joined the Gym once, cleaned the machines with he paper towels and spray before she went on, probably went on for 1 minute and then cleaned the machine again... She even said she spent more time cleaning them than on them.

You pervert she in the bog with you and watches piss, does the wife know!

If she's that bad how did she ever let her husband put his cock inside her?

[koola2]

If she's that bad how did she ever let her husband put his cock inside her?

He probably had to put it in the bleach bottle first.

[Goldberg]

I often wonder.. I think she went through a 'chilled' patch.. She had the 4 kids in about two weeks I think! Seriously not even a year between one to the other!

Her problem is she has never ever worked. But she is always busy... Old Skool 'house wife' with nothing else to do now that the flock has left.. So, she watches shite, reads shite and because she is alone she can only have the conversations with herself in her head.

I am saving to buy her a 1 way ticket to Switzerland.. She is an expert of everything, master of nothing.

[greens117]

Pisses me off when people lick there fingers and hand me some carrier bags in a supermarket, they may as well spit on there fingers!
Fucking. Rank!

[Goldberg]

Pisses me off when people like there fingers and hand me some carrier bags in a supermarket, they may as well spit on there fingers!
Fucking. Rank!

I Love my fingers

Oh I see what you mean haha. No I do agree with that but recently I have noticed they do have pads in some places now so they don't do it.


*EDIT*

Bugger, you corrected the OP

[rIKmAN]

I feel rinsing them quickly and wiping on my jeans is suffice.

But aren't your jeans gonna be full of germs from sitting down in places where other peoples arses have been, and molecules from the air where people have breathed.

Wrap yourself in clingfilm before you go out, it's the only way!

[Goldberg]

Need an airlock first to ensure its 'clean'. Also need to know the environment the film was made in!

Were fucked! I'm out tonight for beers... Bottled? Pints? Can I drink through a straw? Is the straw clean? Aaaahhhhhggg!

[burner1]

Food for thought, if you'll pardon the pun.

Do you always wash your hands before you eat? Honestly?
I do at home but admit in restaurants and grabbing something for lunch on the go I never give it a thought.

I only wash my hands if they stink of something or I can see 'dirt' etc. on them when I'm home.

When I'm out and use a public loo, I only wash my hands in them if there is someone else in the place so they don't think I'm a skanky fucker.. other than that, it's a quick wipe on the jeans and I'm good to go.