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    lmao Local Nutters

    Just been having a chat with my brother as he does his weekly drive from Norwich to Manchester. When we got on the topic of village nutters.
    He asked me did i know Spinning Tommy? from Blackburn (late 90's) and then told me about the Norwich Puppet man

    http://youtu.be/TpySR7EjyVA

    Just curious to see what other nutters people remember or tell a funny story about

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    I've seen the puppet man loads of times. Absolutely cringe worthy.

    http://youtu.be/evgIx_Xah7I

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    I grew up in Slough. If they'd have been YouTube when I was young I'd have some gems to show.

    The best I can find is this guy -



    - I also know the exciting story of how he got the name Mr Judge.

    He was definitely nuts, but one of the less dangerous ones. He was just MJ obsessed and used to do an MJ performance at Karaoke competitions.

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    Loads where i live in epsom. We have jesus women. The man who drinks from a empty milk carton. Then we have the karate man who just walks along.do moves all.day.

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    Cant remember where we were but there was a guy in a suite of armour. My partner said he does that all the time.

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    One that lived in the same town as me but recently passed away (August) was known as magoo. He was a Scottish bloke who had a wife called Pocahontas. He used to dress up in a full Scottish rig and wear an Indian head dress. He used to go away with the tartan army all the time so maybe some on here would have seen him. He was in court (one of the times) for stealing benches from the local wetherspoons and when the judge asked where he lived he said "Stirling castle, but I'm currently the laird of a council house on the (x) housing estate. I had a chat with him a fair few times, he was eccentric rather than a nutter.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Used to have a prossie living near us when I was about 11 called the Phantom Gobbler always wore a long mac and purple wellies!

    Put the shits up me she did!!

    Dai Beep Beep who ran around the town with a steering wheel pretending he was a taxi!

    Billy whos a local nutter who drinks special brew and directs traffic in the town centre, he's rumoured to arrange boxing matched amongst local kids in the park!

    An a bloke with a facial deformity and a screw loose called Kenny Bobble-eye!

    Like fucking Royston Vasey where I live!!
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    Dr Stephan Hassan, AKA The Edgware Walker.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edgware_Walker




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    There's a cracker where I live,Johnny Wellys,local tramp who likes to wander around,usually after me,telling people to fuck off...
    He's even made it onto YouTube
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V9xNdcququ4

    weird thing is,I've never seen him wearing wellies.

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