Lady Gaga nude

[GTI]

Just imagine her lying on a bed of rose petals, nicely scrubbed, powdered and smelling of Chanel No.5, with fig leaves covering her beautifully manicured bush and balanced precariously on her erect nipples.

'Do you want to play?' she coos, her pupils dilating, lips swelling and legs crossing suggestively

What red blooded man wouldn't get down on that fine Italian ass and smash her fucking backdoors in??? Fuck me, even Julian Clarey would ask his life partner for a hall pass

[blaggard]

@davetaylor...
Your mistake was posting all sorts of additional info, 'I worked for (notice for not with) Gaga, she was cool, oddball but friendly...blah blah....' would have cut it even IF the rest of your assertion is truthful it is entirely unprofessional. Spitting the dummy when doubt was cast just further spoils your cause.
I was a celebrity for a few years (not QUITE the level stature of Gaga of course!!) but had cause to meet and work WITH many properly and deservedly well known Celebrities, plenty of them were tossers but many not. . .from what I've seen of Gaga she seems really grounded, she is a talented singer and songwriter and has gotten where she is working hard, unlike most of todays talentless shite and I find it believable that she might want to fraternise with people in her employ directly or indirectly but it's hardly likely that the massive machine around her would allow that.

[Mickey]

Just imagine her lying on a bed of rose petals, nicely scrubbed, powdered and smelling of Chanel No.5, with fig leaves covering her beautifully manicured bush and balanced precariously on her erect nipples.

'Do you want to play?' she coos, her pupils dilating, lips swelling and legs crossing suggestively

What red blooded man wouldn't get down on that fine Italian ass and smash her fucking backdoors in??? Fuck me, even Julian Clarey would ask his life partner for a hall pass

And as you move the fig leaf, her proud man pole stands erected and ready. I certainly don't want to run up that pole and push her buttonz

[GTI]

And as you move the fig leaf, her proud man pole stands erected and ready. I certainly don't want to run up that pole and push her buttonz

Wait a second??? so now its me that sounds like a closet homo, and not you fussy cunts that need to see a porno actress surrounded by at least 5 dicks to get hard

[j0nezy]

not for me thanks

[Geko]

Gaga has popped into a local pub (The Castle) in Acton though. She didn't have 96 cars. She didn't shut the pub. She ordered fish and chips.

I walked past, as my friends lived around the corner.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...ht-fish-256704


Seems it may be a regular occurrence.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...and-chips.html

[blaggard]

Gaga has popped into a local pub (The Castle) in Acton though. She didn't have 96 cars. She didn't shut the pub. She ordered fish and chips.

I walked past, as my friends lived around the corner.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrit...ht-fish-256704


Seems it may be a regular occurrence.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...and-chips.html

2009 and 2010, finger on the pulse that man. . . .

[Geko]

2009 and 2010, finger on the pulse that man. . . .

Ha. It wasn't like I started the thread. I thought we were all sharing boring Lady Gaga anecdotes. I was just following the above and sharing mine.

One boring story, deserves another.

[DJ OD]

PMSL.


DJ OD