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    MP Penny Mordaunt 'terrified' about Splash appearance

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    Conservative MP Penny Mordaunt says she is "out of her comfort zone" appearing on ITV diving show Splash.
    The Portsmouth Conservative MP is the latest politician after George Galloway and Nadine Dorries to take part in a reality TV programme.
    She will be donating her fee to charity.
    Speaking with BBC Radio 5 live's Breakfast, Ms Mordaunt said: "I'm terrified of appearing on national television in my bathing suit, terrified of heights, it's a big, big challenge."

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    How much water is in the pool?
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Hot MP in her swimwear

    I don't wish to be fussy. But.... I'll pass.

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    I would ....

    supe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Geko View Post
    I don't wish to be fussy. But.... I'll pass.
    Gay

    Quote Originally Posted by supraman54 View Post
    I would ....

    supe
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    Default Re: Hot MP in her swimwear

    fuck that there are no legs above the knee lol

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    If the thought of scuttling that makes me feel nauseous why have I got a semi on?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    If the thought of scuttling that makes me feel nauseous why have I got a semi on?
    Because you're a secret Tory
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    wheres the hot mp? need pictures
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    Quote Originally Posted by bbshark View Post
    wheres the hot mp? need pictures
    OK perhaps i should have written 'MILF' MP in Swimwear
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    mmmmm. not bad, not bad. Real women FTW.

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    If she near any water, she will get harpooned, and cries of keep her wet will ring out.
    TAR seems to be a decent bloke!

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    I can picture her hair all speckled with my man spray !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    I can picture her hair all speckled with my man spray !!!
    Woot Woot.. Here come the men!
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    In the head photo she looks very pretty but the swimwear pics let her down a little that said out of 10 I would still give her ONE ;-)

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    Fucking good job the Nisshin Maru isn't around.
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    Default Re: Hot MP in her swimwear

    all you bell-ends (obv swimwear models) who 'wouldnt' make me fucking laugh.

    you're prob sat in you spunk-laiden box room at 'home' (obv mammy and daddy's house still) squeezing your pimples with your aunties scarf (that stinks of impulse) that she left at your house on boxing day draped over your face whilst you furiously wank, whilst listening to simply reds greatest hits.

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    Bit lumpy but I expect no less from you Swiss Boy. Keep away from the pharma at lunch Mr.


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    Default Re: Hot MP in her swimwear

    Quote Originally Posted by beacytan View Post
    all you bell-ends (obv swimwear models) who 'wouldnt' make me fucking laugh.

    you're prob sat in you spunk-laiden box room at 'home' (obv mammy and daddy's house still) squeezing your pimples with your aunties scarf (that stinks of impulse) that she left at your house on boxing day draped over your face whilst you furiously wank, whilst listening to simply reds greatest hits.

    some shockingly accurate points from my childhood there, although I never got pimply.

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    'Splash!' contestants have been ordered to steer clear of bikinis by the show's producers - to prevent a repeat of the mishaps of last year's show.

    The second series of the ITV diving contest has returned, with Tory MP Penny Mordaunt set to hurtle off the board this weekend.

    Changing Rooms star Linda Barker and TV presenter Charlotte Jackson both suffered bikini slips after diving off the platform on Tom Daley's show last year.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014...?ncid=webmail4

    That's the last of the viewers turning over to "The Voice" instead now then

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