Ring my doorbell!!

[flumperino]

Does anyone else get this?

I've got a doorbell on my front door and it is pretty obvious it is there. But delivery people consistently don't use it.

I've missed loads of deliveries and collections because they simply won't press the damn doorbell - presumably they just tap a bit and I don't hear it.

A number of people have also said to me that the bell doesn't work...but every single frigging time I test it, it works just fine, 100%.

Why don't they use the bell???

[macmilm]

Same here..... nearly all parcel end up being collected from the Post Office

[hoponbaby]

The one delivery driver round here just opens the front door without knocking, throws the parcel in the hall and fucks off.

[macmilm]

The one delivery driver round here just opens the front door without knocking, throws the parcel in the hall and fucks off.

Now that is service

[Gillieboy]

Does anyone else get this?

I've got a doorbell on my front door and it is pretty obvious it is there. But delivery people consistently don't use it.

I've missed loads of deliveries and collections because they simply won't press the damn doorbell - presumably they just tap a bit and I don't hear it.

A number of people have also said to me that the bell doesn't work...but every single frigging time I test it, it works just fine, 100%.

Why don't they use the bell???

like you would drive all the way to your house and just say stuff thisI ain't going to deliver or collect his parcel ,think the problem is at your end , audiology dept at hospital might help you out on this one

[flumperino]

Incorrect dude

[Zippeyrude]

like you would drive all the way to your house and just say stuff thisI ain't going to deliver or collect his parcel ,think the problem is at your end , audiology dept at hospital might help you out on this one

pmsl, first post and an insult

seems like you need a trip to the optician btw, get to the 'DF doorbell' and read the rules

[macmilm]

like you would drive all the way to your house and just say stuff thisI ain't going to deliver or collect his parcel ,think the problem is at your end , audiology dept at hospital might help you out on this one

What a cuntish first post....... enjoy your short stay !!!

[dpSparhawk]

like you would drive all the way to your house and just say stuff thisI ain't going to deliver or collect his parcel ,think the problem is at your end , audiology dept at hospital might help you out on this one

Haha you are a fucking weapon you are... fucking dumb cunt.

[liveseytowers]

I think he'll fit in well TBH.

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[supraman54]

He's got more front than sainsburys but it did make me chuckle.. sorry Flump..

supe

[gurry]

like you would drive all the way to your house and just say stuff thisI ain't going to deliver or collect his parcel ,think the problem is at your end , audiology dept at hospital might help you out on this one

Which delivery firm do you work for?????

[DejaVu]

Delivery drivers are lazy. If it's Yodel, I doubt they even get to your house.

Do they put in 'an attempted'?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rSXqYjNGo

[big3card]

Tbh 10 unanswered doors a day could put you back half hour which then could result in 3 points playing catchup?

Harsh first post though

[BigBird]

Easy solution: Pop down to your local signage company in the isle of flumps and get a custom made sign like mine and some double sided tape. Job done. (">

[Mystical_2K]

Easy solution: Pop down to your local signage company in the isle of flumps and get a custom made sign like mine and some double sided tape. Job done. (">

you should sell those

[BigBird]

you should sell those

I could actually, because I just happen to have a Summa D60 vinyl cutter/plotter sitting next to my PC.

[macmilm]

Are you able to make XXL vinyl gimp suits with that ??? If so how much

[BigBird]

Are you able to make XXL vinyl gimp suits with that ??? If so how much

Unfortunately not. I tried but ended up buying mine on the internet. Hey that reminds me, its Friday. I need to pop out because I've run out of talc and the girlfriends staying down tonight. Last time I wore it without any talc it took me four and a half hours to get it off. Sell you my old one if you like. I'm an XXL as well. (">

[macmilm]

Unfortunately not. I tried but ended up buying mine on the internet. Hey that reminds me, its Friday. I need to pop out because I've run out of talc and the girlfriends staying down tonight. Last time I wore it without any talc it took me four and a half hours to get it off. Sell you my old one if you like. I'm an XXL as well. (">

Mint... how much mate..... also can I request it arrives in an UNwashed condition???? I'll pay more