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    Quote Originally Posted by Chubbs View Post
    Fa-cul-tee or Facility?
    Different meanings. .
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    The can't say 'niche'.. it comes out as 'nitch'

    Also

    Jag-waaaar instead of Jaguar
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    Why do they say vehicle so much anyway? Is there really a need to be so nondescript?

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    I know this isnt pronunciation but a 'bum bag' becoming a 'Fanny Pack' is just too much !!

    Another one for 'erbs' though.... It got a 'H' , USE IT
    I'd guess that it comes from the Spanish speaking, originally. But.. It is very annoying. They don't do it with all words with h in.

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    Not really a mispronunciation but i cringe when they refer to someone as 'Spunky' wtf lol
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    Couldn't help but snigger when I saw an advert on the NYC subway for http://www.cuny.edu/index.html last time I was over there.

    That and names like Randy...

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    Nuclear pronounced Newkiller. Cunts.

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    There are plenty of things I could knock the Americans for but the way they pronounce English words isn't one of them. There are a few accents around the UK that twist English pronunciation much more than Americans do. And many British teenagers have a language all of their own which comes out as a mumble that only other teenagers can understand. (">

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    About 20 miles away from me in Tamworth:

    Shouldn't = shunt
    Wouldn't = wunt
    Couldn't = c_nt
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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    Quote Originally Posted by beansontoast View Post
    About 20 miles away from me in Tamworth:

    Shouldn't = shunt
    Wouldn't = wunt
    Couldn't = c_nt
    As far as I'm concerned you are all Brummies
    There are 3 types of people in the world - those who make things happen, those who watch things happen; and those who wondered what happened.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    As far as I'm concerned you are all Brummies
    Partial credit - you could have called them all couldn'ts
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    I'm also sick of hearing of this bogus profession of "Home maker"

    Basically a lazy fuck that doesn't work.

    Can all you Americans who are trying to sell me something please stop using the word "Experience" it is getting boring now.

    I also don't want to be told in every second sentence that comes out of your mouth about how fucking excited you are about normal everyday things.

    How can you be very excited to be telling me about fucking washing powder ? If that really does get you excited then you must be a boring cunt.
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    do the 'math'

    wtf

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigfergie73 View Post
    do the 'math'

    wtf
    I thought that was correct?

    Anyhow this thread reminded me of:

    http://youtu.be/N7r0T_7H6Ko
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    Car chassis pronounced with a "cha" instead of "sha".

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    Caw-fee in place of Cough-he
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    I make $70,000 a year


    Do you really??? what you have a machine that makes dollar fucking bills.... are you the fucking Federal Reserve????.... you almighty fucking cunt
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    caayant instead of cunt

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    Data is another one.

    Funny thread.

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    "What is your current Location"

    ?? WTF!! What's up with "Where are you"

    Can you imagine Delia...

    "Whats yer current location??? Let's be having you!" < --- Doesn't work


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