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    Dumbass How not to look a twat

    How not to look a twat at The Dartford Tunnel.

    Make sure when you put the £2 in the basket and it keeps falling through, that you check the coin before security arrives
    and tells you it's a €2 coin.

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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Nice one.

    Speaking of €2 coins, a Thai 10 baht coin looks EXACTLY the same and even works in vending machines over here in Cyprus. When I came back from there last year I had quite a few so abused work's vending machine. 10 baht = 20 cent


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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Didn't they say that they were only going to charge to use the tunnel/bridge until it was paid for? I've only just noticed they've doubled the fkin charge to £2...

    Wankers.


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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Didn't they say that they were only going to charge to use the tunnel/bridge until it was paid for? I've only just noticed they've doubled the fkin charge to £2...

    Wankers.


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    Unfortunately, these things are never paid for.

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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Didn't they say that they were only going to charge to use the tunnel/bridge until it was paid for? I've only just noticed they've doubled the fkin charge to £2...

    Wankers.


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    Some corrupt cunt of a politician flogged them to the French.

    Oh wait, ATOS are French too. I'm being to see a pattern here with corrupt politicians flogging off British tax payer's property to the French.

    How fucking very dare they !

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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Quote Originally Posted by cyprus View Post
    Nice one.

    Speaking of €2 coins, a Thai 10 baht coin looks EXACTLY the same and even works in vending machines over here in Cyprus. When I came back from there last year I had quite a few so abused work's vending machine. 10 baht = 20 cent


    Not in the vending machine I used to look after at work. Fortunately.

    I would have been pissed as I never made a profit. I did it from the goodness of my heart.

    It did take the shitty, fake pound coins though. But.... So did Natwest.

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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Quote Originally Posted by DJ Overdose View Post
    Didn't they say that they were only going to charge to use the tunnel/bridge until it was paid for? I've only just noticed they've doubled the fkin charge to £2...
    From October it looks like its going to be £2.50 for cars.......

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    Default Re: How not to look a twat

    Quote Originally Posted by bomberman View Post
    From October it looks like its going to be £2.50 for cars.......

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    Hasn't it not long gone up from £1.50 anyway?

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    Thanks to GTI

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ganty View Post
    Hasn't it not long gone up from £1.50 anyway?
    Yes thats right. Its a real pain in my butt having to go over and under the Thames several times a week. It was an Environmental tax when Brown was in power but now its to fund another crossing whilst a French company run the facility and extract monies from those that have to endure the crossing.

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