poor toilet etiquette

[greens117]

When I was out driving all the time, I would play shit Russian roulette at service stations , just to get a clean toilet, sometimes id be on my fifth service station, before I let the missiles out.
Got very close to the cloth a few times.

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[Goldberg]

You should carry some cards with the rules on. If someone sits next to you, slide one underneath.

I give the seat a good wipe.. If no way of wetting the tissue, use some of your own piss. It is better than sitting in someone else's!
I too like to have a wipe of the helmet afterwards, I have a leaky one so it is essential.

As for the tip touching the inside of the bowl.. Should you ever contract genital warts after playing away, you could always blame this

I have in the past thought about starting a forum with shitters and the ability to report/post images of the ones at work. I do wonder often how people manage to get shit in places you shouldn't be able to.......

[littlebilly1]

I too like to have a wipe of the helmet afterwards, I have a leaky one so it is essential.

Push inward at the base of your penis and draw your fingers to the tip, it expels any left over urine in your winky

Shoots out like a rocket though so make sure your still aiming at the puddle


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[akimba]

We have a lot of foreign workers at our place and they facilities guys have had to put signs up in each cubicle saying "Seats are for Sitting on not Standing" and a pic of a man standing on the seat hovering over the bog with a Red Circle/Line drawn across it.

[beansontoast]

Another thing is dirty bastards walking straight out of a trap after having a shit & they don't wash their hands. We've got a black list (or brown list) at work of these dirty sods.

[jaygo]

Came back after a weekend off to this sign in the office toilet.



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[reverend]

A few years ago at the places I'm working now they had issues with a bloke and a woman wiping shit on the walls in the loo (they were unhappy in their jobs apparently!)

They ended up putting swipe card readers on the cubicle doors and you had to sign the swipe card out from reception and return after use after which someone from Ops had to check if there was shit on the walls which I personally found hilarious!

The best bit was someone walked in one day to find a fella pissing up the walls and his manager wouldn't sack him as he was too much of an asset to the company. What the actual fuck?!

[blacksheep]

We have a lot of foreign workers at our place and they facilities guys have had to put signs up in each cubicle saying "Seats are for Sitting on not Standing" and a pic of a man standing on the seat hovering over the bog with a Red Circle/Line drawn across it.

This is really common with certain cultures - they squat over the toilet and should they slip or it sprays a bit....

Anyway, there's nothing better than having a shit at work and realising you're being paid for it.

[Goldberg]

And a wank

[doughboy]

Just want to thank everyone for their replies. I genuinely laughed out loud while having a shit day at work ( no pun intended)

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[beansontoast]

And a wank

A.K.A. a monkey's tea break

[CallmeGoose]

http://youtu.be/WlP9aJnzyZw


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[BigBird]

http://youtu.be/WlP9aJnzyZw


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When I clicked on that I expected some sort of toilet etiquette video. Very well done. Only problem is that tune is going to be stuck in my head all day now. Thanks! (">

[beerman]

Not a picture of traps but illustrates the issue: