OK, The Wife has decided (ordered) that we must have an allotment and after a couple of years on a waiting list they decided to give her (us) one !!!!
FFS, anyway what the fucking fuck it is fucking huge and I know fuck all about plants other than maybe cress and sunflowers as a child.
I assume shouting at the weeds won't help or plant vegetables so any hints or tips appreciated!!!!
Would pouring a few gallons of petrol over the plot followed by a match be considered wrong/non organic ????
Not happy at all ! Why oh why didn't God/Satan/Darwin/{insert entity} make vegetables grow like weeds instead of needing cultivation ??????
Why the fuck do I have to battle with rabbits, butterflies, aphids, bugs, poachers, thieves and or acts of nature???? Let Asda do it !
Regardless I will give it a go for one year and see what happens.......
Thanks all for not berating me and offering any horticultural advice (apart from the ones that berate me)
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