I think its time for me to come forward and claim responsibility.
My mother once caught me having a lamb shank under my covers and told me that every time I masturbated, a china-man would drop dead. On the fateful night of the crash I had stumbled upon some vintage hairy MILF material on xHamster, and made damn sure I showed my appreciation. We hear now that the confirmed number of Chinese on board MH370 was 154, presumably half are men... so that would be about right.
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The plane cant ditch in the sea. Calm sea or not, the flight was at night and without any visual flight reference there would be no way to set it down gently enough to avoid catastrophic damage. Take the 767 in the video below, and this is in daylight...
The Hudson landing was a great piece of flying and in a much smaller aircraft but we're talking Jumbo sized plane flying virtually blind over the sea.
The search parties have been looking in the wrong place. Something will turn up soon.
Well the apparent experts are not ruling out the fact that it may have ditched in the sea without breaking up, so not being an expert myself I will tend to go with their view that it is a possibility. (">
Well the apparent experts are not ruling out the fact that it may have ditched in the sea without breaking up, so not being an expert myself I will tend to go with their view that it is a possibility. (">
Apparent experts? I think I fall in to that category...apparently ;-)
They are now speculating Pilot Suicide !!!!!!!! Seems too far fetched for me but if something like that turned out to be true, what a cunt he would have been.
Suicide to an extreme... If he did then he would have left a note...
I wonder what the cause will be in the next hour.. The papers will not want it to be found yet so they can keep making the shit up. Next we will find out that the Daily Mail chartered it...
They are now speculating Pilot suicide !!!!!!!! Seems too far fetched for me but if something like that turned out to be true, what a cunt he would have been.
im going to discard this clue as i think it might be dusty
Originally Posted by Goldberg
One for the Conspiracy Theory nut jobs.
Went missing on Saturday 8th at 2:15am
The Flight number was MH-370
It had 239 people on board
Was a Boeing 777
So if we takes these hard facts..
It was a Boeing 777 - all 3 numbers are 7
The flight number was 370 - 3 7s as in 777 (disregard the 0)
Went missing on 8th at 2:15am. 2+5 = 7 and 8-1 = 7
239 people on board. 9-2 = 7 and the 3 = 777
MH are the first and last letters of the month of March
If you use the letters MH and their numbered place in the Alphabet you get:
13+8 = 21 Now divide the 21 by 7 and you get 3 so 3 7's as in 777
If you use the letters of March and their numbered place in the Alphabet you get:
13 + 1 + 18 + 3 + 8 = 43 and if you were to divide them by 7 you get 6.1... Now follow the rule that you always round up and you get...... 7 or add the 6 + 1 = 7
It has gone missing in one of the 7 seas!
So there we have it.. it is something to do with 7
*Edit*
These 'Freedom fighters' say they were targeting the 153 Chinese nationals on the plane... 5+3 = 8, then 8 - 1 = 7
Iranian lawmaker: U.S. ‘kidnapped’ missing Malaysia Airlines plane
Parliamentarian Hossein Naghavi Hosseini suspected the disappearance of the Malaysia Airlines plane was part of a dastardly plot to undermine Iran’s relations between China and Southeast Asia
Call off the search for the missing Malaysia Airlines plane, an Iranian lawmaker has solved the mystery.
The United States “kidnapped” the airliner as part of a conspiracy to “sabotage the relationship between Iran and China and Southeast Asia,” parliamentarian Hossein Naghavi Hosseini said, according to a translation by The New York Times. RELATED: INVESTIGATORS IN MISSING MALAYSIA AIRLINES FLIGHT 370 NOW BELIEVE THE JET VEERED WILDLY OFF-COURSE
The fact that two Iranians were traveling on the plane using stolen passports was part of “the plot,” Hosseini reportedly said.
“Documents published by the Western media about two Iranians getting on the plane without passports is psychological warfare,” he said Tuesday, according to The Times
“Americans recruit some people for such kinds of operations so they can throw the blame on other countries, especially Muslim countries.”
The same day Hosseini made the farfetched statement that Interpol and Malaysian officials revealed the identities of the two Iranians traveling with false documents and all but ruled out they were terrorists.
I'm not a fervent conspiracy theorist, but try this one on for size. This Malaysian commercial flight turns off it's transponder, so it's no longer identified as a commercial jet. Most if not all military aircraft have IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) transponders so that they know who's friendly or not. Now, a fucking great big radar blip just happens to wander off course in the South China Sea, South of a country that has territorial disputes with Japan and maybe others in the area and this fucking great big blip has no IFF signature, what are the Chinese maybe thinking?
It could be like Korean Airlines 007 all over again, but with the Chinese replacing the Russians. Doesn't anyone else find it odd that the Chinese press have been forbidden from commenting or speculating on this incident, when frankly it's not exactly in their back yard..?
An IT manager from Chicago discovered this intriguing picture on satellite images.
We reported last night on how thousands of people from around the world were using detailed satellite images uploaded by US firm DigitalGlobe to try and find the aircraft.
One of those who took part was Mike Seberger .
Missing Malaysia Airlines plane possible sighting After looking at sections of the map, he found this image.
Speaking to CNN, he said: "At first, I skipped past it, thinking, 'Nah. No way I would find anything THAT quickly,' he said. "But then I kept scrolling back to it and thinking to myself, 'It DOES resemble a plane.'"
Satellite images of possible debris from the missing Malaysia Airlines plane have been released by a Chinese government agency.
The pictures taken on Sunday appear to show three floating objects of varying sizes.
The report includes coordinates of a location that was part of the original search area in the sea off the southern tip of Vietnam and east of Malaysia. The search for the plane is now in its fifth day According to the Chinese news agency, Xinhua, the largest of the suspected pieces of debris is about 79 feet (24 metres) by 72 feet (22 metres).
It comes as the last words from the cockpit of the Beijing-bound plane, which departed from Kuala Lumpur on Saturday, were revealed.
The pilot replied "Okay, received, goodnight" when Malaysian air traffic controllers signed off and told the plane it was entering Vietnam's airspace. Vietnamese controllers say they never heard from the aircraft.
interesting the Chinese say the 3 objects are floating and the pic was taken on Sunday.
The search areas on Tomnod were quite limited so I also found that first image. It's two ships side by side I think, or similar. There was also another image of the same sort of thing but without cloud cover and it clearly was not plane wreckage.
Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.
Originally Posted by tawny
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