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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    Ever lost a remote in a fuckin tiny room? Or put something down and couldn't remember where it was 2 mins later?

    Same idea, only with a fookin massive airliner.

    I'll check down the back of my couch, wouldn't be the first time I've found a dead Chinese bint down there......


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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    The 'news' here in China is suggesting that the flight could have flown into restricted airspace and was shot down. The report looked like the biggest load of shite ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by {{909}} View Post
    The 'news' here in China is suggesting that the flight could have flown into restricted airspace and was shot down. The report looked like the biggest load of shite ever.
    Live footage - 7mins in

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKtrhhcrJxo
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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    hasn't anyone seen airplane repo?
    its obvious really.
    if you don't pay your bills they take the plane back.

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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    Latest
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    Just checked my emails from work, they reckon it was hijacked but are not going to confirm it to the public as it is under press embargo, they are saying after it turn west it done a hard right again

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    Quote Originally Posted by keyser666 View Post
    Latest
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    Just checked my emails from work, they reckon it was hijacked but are not going to confirm it to the public as it is under press embargo, they are saying after it turn west it done a hard right again
    Who do you work for then?

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    A news company

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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    The TV media are now "implying" that this is the case too. BBC were skirting round the subject this morning.

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    If this is the case I can just bet the two Iranian guys will be blamed with no evidence other than the fact they are Iranian.

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    Gets stranger by the day


    some interesting theories here

    http://www.cabaltimes.com/2014/03/12...-diego-garcia/

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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    Still doesn't make sense.
    Scenario 1: pilot or co-pilot go potty and want to kill everyone. Once you've got control of the plane then you'd crash it not fly for another four or five hours.

    Scenario 2: plane is some how hi-jacked by people other than pilots. They somehow manage to disable the pilots without them issuing a MayDay. They've had enough training to fly a jet plane. So they're not completely stupid, but then why fly it till it runs out of fuel and crashes, rather than crash it into something (petronas towers?) or try to re-fuel. Well trained stupid hi-jackers?


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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.....BREAKING NEWS

    Malaysian Airlines MH-370 has now been located. It turns out they had some problems with the flaps...........




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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    BREAKING NEWS........BREAKING NEWS.....BREAKING NEWS

    Malaysian Airlines MH-370 has now been located. It turns out they had some problems with the flaps...........




    I notice that you have added a false date to the image. Obviously a red herring to put us off the fact that your wife/girlfriend/sister posed for the photo last night so you could post it on here today. (">

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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    It's been found

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    You taking photo's on public property or was it inside the shop? Surprised some jobsworth didn't have a go!
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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    This whole situation is bizarre.

    Obviously the plane is no longer in the air which only leaves two possibilities. It either crashed and has simply not been found yet or it has landed at military airbase. We can definitely discount the possibility of it landing at a commercial airport as a 777 would need very large runway which no farty private strip has so someone somewhere would have reported it. Even the military airport scenario is ropy at best as governments are still spending millions looking for it. Surely if they secretly knew where it was they would be 'scaling down' searches, or is this part of the rouse?

    Which leads us to the next question. Why the rouse? What is so special about this flight that would lead to such a huge cover up? Much worst has happened in the world that has been reported to death. Talks of a hijacking and the tracking instruments being turned off point to someone who knew what they were doing which in turn would suggest they knew how to land it. Again though, why are we still looking for a plane that has already landed? It makes no sense.

    If it crashed in to the sea, surely debris/bodies would be washing up somewhere by now. If it crashed in the jungle, smoke/fires would have given it away by now. Are there any remote mountain ranges in range that might mean in it's in some extremely remote valley somewhere?

    I personally think it has crashed somewhere in the ocean where the currents don't easily allow for the debris to reach any substantial inhabited landmass. There's no way it went down and stayed intact. Either it was hijacked and landed safely or succumbed to some catastrophically instant malfunction.

    Either that or it's in an 'enemy' State.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    You taking photo's on public property or was it inside the shop? Surprised some jobsworth didn't have a go!
    I didn't take it, found it on the net this morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss30 View Post
    I didn't take it, found it on the net this morning.
    Prob didn't realise I was referring to this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by ss30 View Post
    It's been found
    When someone checks the moon and sees it not there they will print another story...

    "Missing Malaysia Plane found on Moon DISAPPEARS"

    Gotta love the Sport


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    Default Re: Missing Malaysia airlines plane.

    Conspiracy Theorists are now accusing this chap of involvment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Quest
    From the UK , works for CNN, photos of him with one of the pilots and he was tweeting pictures about the plane / flight a week before the flight took place...... (allegedly)


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