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    Default Whoop, whoop... Baby macmilm in da house !!!!!

    Baby boy, born 10:28 am this morning.....

    Was absolutely shitting it cos the last birth was horrendous, but this time was different.
    She had a water birth, got in the water at 10:00, baby out 28 mins later, whoop, whoop.

    Not 100% sure of a name yet... possibly "Jesse" (nothing to do with Breaking Bad)

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    Congrats mate


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    Default Re: Whoop, whoop... Baby macmilm in da house !!!!!

    Oh yeah and before anyone asks, he is the right colour !

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    Default Re: Whoop, whoop... Baby macmilm in da house !!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Oh yeah and before anyone asks, he is the right colour !
    Please pass my congratulations on to the milkman.
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    Congrats mate... is this your 4th, 5th?? I know you have a big brood.
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    Number 5 and absolutely, positively, 100% the last !!!!!!!!!
    I don't think my dried out pecker and shriveled balls could perform well enough to make 6 even if I wanted to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Number 5 and absolutely, positively, 100% the last !!!!!!!!!
    I don't think my dried out pecker and shriveled balls could perform well enough to make 6 even if I wanted to.
    Mate you change your mind and want another just gimme a shout I'll come round and do the deed for ya.

    I'll do the bumping you pay the bills everyone's happy especially mrs macmilm


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    Quote Originally Posted by jaygo View Post
    Mate you change your mind and want another just gimme a shout I'll come round and do the deed for ya.

    I'll do the bumping you pay the bills everyone's happy especially mrs macmilm


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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    You do realize my wife is 34 stone and has back hair like a yeti, she said she's up for it .. when you free
    Mate that's still punching well above my mate just let me know when she's ready and I'll nip round for tea.


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    Congrats matey! :-)


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    Congratulations mate.

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    Congrats mate ours due July all the best


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    Quote Originally Posted by RESiDENT-UK View Post
    Congrats mate ours due July all the best


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    Try water birth (well not you)... she didnt even have paracetomol....

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    Quote Originally Posted by macmilm View Post
    Try water birth (well not you)... she didnt even have paracetomol....
    Cheers mate will her know lol


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    wow they let you have kids?

    Well done I guess don't you think there are enough cunts in the world already?

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    Quote Originally Posted by prezzy View Post
    wow they let you have kids?

    Well done I guess don't you think there are enough cunts in the world already?
    I'm from Bradford so I'm trying to spread it further South !

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    Default Re: Whoop, whoop... Baby macmilm in da house !!!!!

    Going off most of your posts I thought you were of Victor Meldrew's age..

    Congrats to you both. Let's hope he keeps you busy and off here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zoots View Post
    Going off most of your posts I thought you were of Victor Meldrew's age..

    Congrats to you both. Let's hope he keeps you busy and off here.

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    congrats matey
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    Well done I guess? When are you booked on the Jeremy Kyle show?

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