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    he guys im new here and I just wanted to now how to hack my sky box as costing me to much money

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    lol, great first post, did you even give the rules and your new joining email a passing glance....
    dont let the door hit your arse on the way out
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    Quote Originally Posted by markjacson View Post
    he guys im new here and I just wanted to now how to hack my sky box as costing me to much money
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    Hi guys I'm new here I'm a leeching cocksucking waste of space that expects you to help me for free then I can piss off and charge my bros and hoes whilst taking it up the bum

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    Hi
    Always the best move for new joiners, find a very popular forum, join it, don't bother your arse reading any rules, or the welcome email you get. Don't waste your time wondering why you are restricted from many areas on forum and pm's, just get straight in there with the hey guys I am new here line, then a list of the things you want to leech and expect to be sent to you, that way you don't need to waste your time with any further posts before you piss off back to jacking off into your sisters shoes while watching Jeremy Kyle.
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    I banned him for appalling grammar, zero punctuation and the use of 'to' instead of 'too'....
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .

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