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    Default One for CJ - Donkey running today

    Philadelphia 16:53 today - Horse named 'C Js Cheezit'

    No odds yet, but you have to whack your life savings on it. I can lend you the 50p each way if you need it?
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    I should use that name for the Époisses style goo I scrape from under my fosk every couple of days. 3 months ago I started rubbing it under my partners nose while she's asleep. By exposing her to the extreme rancidity during her REM cycle the chance of oral sex in the a.m. has increased by a factor of 3.

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    Mmmmmmm, goo


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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    True story..

    On the tube this morning a bloke next to me pulls out a tatty old book by Karl Marx.
    I am looking through the days horses to put some bets on and booom.. there is Karl Marx running in one of todays races.

    Because it was not following the trend of the system I have, I put a £1 on each way at 12/1 .... It won...

    If only etc..... oh well.
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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    OK C J's Knobcheese is 20/1 at the moment.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    OK C J's Knobcheese is 20/1 at the moment.
    I might have a cheeky tenner on it each way................if it wins I'll send you a steaming lump of my special brie.

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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    I have stuck 10p on each way. Minted I am.
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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    What a cunt. Came nowhere
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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    What a cunt. Came nowhere
    Sounds like something your Mrs would say !!!

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    Default Re: One for CJ - Donkey running today

    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    What a cunt. Came nowhere
    Good job I thought it was 16.53 local time, I was going to look at it when I got home. Saved me a few quid...........

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