One for CJ - Donkey running today

[Goldberg]

Philadelphia 16:53 today - Horse named 'C Js Cheezit'

No odds yet, but you have to whack your life savings on it. I can lend you the 50p each way if you need it?

[CzarJunkie]

I should use that name for the Époisses style goo I scrape from under my fosk every couple of days. 3 months ago I started rubbing it under my partners nose while she's asleep. By exposing her to the extreme rancidity during her REM cycle the chance of oral sex in the a.m. has increased by a factor of 3.

Spoiler:

Mmmmmmm, goo

[Goldberg]

True story..

On the tube this morning a bloke next to me pulls out a tatty old book by Karl Marx.
I am looking through the days horses to put some bets on and booom.. there is Karl Marx running in one of todays races.

Because it was not following the trend of the system I have, I put a £1 on each way at 12/1 .... It won...

If only etc..... oh well.

[Goldberg]

OK C J's Knobcheese is 20/1 at the moment.

[CzarJunkie]

OK C J's Knobcheese is 20/1 at the moment.

I might have a cheeky tenner on it each way................if it wins I'll send you a steaming lump of my special brie.

[Goldberg]

I have stuck 10p on each way. Minted I am.

[Goldberg]

What a cunt. Came nowhere

[macmilm]

What a cunt. Came nowhere

Sounds like something your Mrs would say !!!

[CzarJunkie]

What a cunt. Came nowhere

Good job I thought it was 16.53 local time, I was going to look at it when I got home. Saved me a few quid...........