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    NSFW No makeup selfies

    Fuck me. What have we done to deserve this fucking horror show?

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    true i had a right moan on facefuck last night and gave some money to charity for them to stop posting them !!

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    Some of the worlds most attractive women wouldn't get a second glance without makeup.

    I've often wondered why it is that its the women that tart themselves up with so much makeup and their hairstyles. If you look at the rest of the animal kingdom its the male that makes himself attractive in order to get the female. Peacocks are a prime example and there are many others including the Blackbird. The male is a shiny black with a yellow beak but the female is a boring plain brown. What we see in nature makes more sense because a man is a lot less picky than a woman when it comes to sex so the male should be the one making more effort to look good. Christ! have to cut his post short i'm afraid. Got an appointment this morning and I haven't washed my hair or done my makeup yet. (">

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    For us non-facebookers, WTF?

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    All the minging whores on FB seem to be posting pics of themselves with no makeup on in some form of charity support. Useless cunts.


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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    This is the one that got me laughing loudly... this was put on face book with the caption of

    "Suarez selfie with no make-up"

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    I think I might get bumhole selfies trending..
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    I think I might get bumhole selfies trending..
    The womenfolk have probably already done it.

    So far they've done fucking bra colour, knicker colour, where they like their fuckin handbag, Oh woe is me!, oh woe is me again!. I wouldn't be surprised if they've already posted "Bleached or not Bleached brown eye!"

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    I need to get back onto Facebook. Clearly I am missing out......................
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    I think I might get bumhole selfies trending..
    Just for you:
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    Is that yours?
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    I don't get how posting a pic on FB is raising money for charity? it bit like Movember a couple of me friends grew moustache but when I asked how much they raised they were like "I aint raised nuffing?"

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    Precisely. Just attention grabbing rookie ho bitches.

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    Perversely I'm quite liking seeing some of my female friends posting piccies of themselves with no makeup on, fugly bitches

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    Quote Originally Posted by ilscuro View Post
    Perversely I'm quite liking seeing some of my female friends posting piccies of themselves with no makeup on, fugly bitches

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    Pictures ?

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    Default Re: No makeup selfies

    Called a few of them out last night for posting shite all over, none could answer how it raises awareness (who the fcuk isnt aware of cancer), some right munters around to

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    I've seen one post saying you're supposed to txt a number that donates £3 to cancer research then nominate your mates to do the same, funnily enough I've seen like 50 ugly pictures and only 1 mention of donating the 3 quid

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    Quote Originally Posted by sirdave View Post
    I've seen one post saying you're supposed to txt a number that donates £3 to cancer research then nominate your mates to do the same, funnily enough I've seen like 50 ugly pictures and only 1 mention of donating the 3 quid

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    Think there all starting to add this bit on now about texting the 3 quid as majority of people called them cnuts

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    Fuck me some of my lady friends are fugly, this almost put me off my stroke... almost

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    They have succeeded in finding something less difficult than growing a moustache to feel like part of a movement.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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