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    Funny Breaking News

    Two indian junkies from Leeds have accidentally snorted curry powder instead of coca1ne. Both were rushed to hospital... one's in a korma, the other's got a dodgy tikka!

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    I swear this was posted recently!!! Or it could have been sent to me by text from my mam..

    I hope they both die.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Apparently it was so strong it made their hair fall out, now their balti.

    I'll get my coat. :o

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rhinoz View Post
    Apparently it was so strong it made their hair fall out, now their balti.

    I'll get my coat. :o
    HOS...I thought mine was bad...

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    You both should be beaten to within an inch of your lives !!!!!!!!

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    Yep, Rhinoz has broken all sorts of rules with that one!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldberg View Post
    Yep, Rhinoz has broken all sorts of rules with that one!
    Even the rules that are yet to be invented...... God I'm talented.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chinster View Post
    Thats funny
    Are you a cunt ?

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    He wont last long....

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    I first got told this joke by my Naan!

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    All deserve a Chipati on their backs for effort!..................OH DEAR!

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    Default Re: Breaking News

    Is this thread really going to curry on?

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    I phaal to see the funny side of this now...
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    nothing good is gonna korma it


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    Popadom-tish!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Starting to saag a bit...

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    This will only result in people getting a tikka off which will be Baji news..
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    I'm bhuna stick my head out and say it's gonna be a bit jalfrezi the morra

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    supercalifragilisticexpakoradocious.

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    Heard it before I'm a fried..rice of you to remind me of it again though. (">

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