fuck that. I spent two weeks in hospital with no chance for "special time". When I was discharged, first thing I did was crack one out. Actually hurt - there were lumps like kitten heads in itOriginally Posted by Mystical_2K
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fuck that. I spent two weeks in hospital with no chance for "special time". When I was discharged, first thing I did was crack one out. Actually hurt - there were lumps like kitten heads in it
CallmeGoose (21st March 2014), cloudy73 (21st March 2014), Mystical_2K (21st March 2014), stevo25 (21st March 2014)
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Magma! Remember Time Gentlemen Please?fuck that. I spent two weeks in hospital with no chance for "special time". When I was discharged, first thing I did was crack one out. Actually hurt - there were lumps like kitten heads in it
Or the scene from one of the Scary Movies..
We all make mistakes sometimes
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they remind of someone i once knew - ah memories!
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
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lumps? fuck me mate i think you should have stayed in hospital and got that shit checked out!fuck that. I spent two weeks in hospital with no chance for "special time". When I was discharged, first thing I did was crack one out. Actually hurt - there were lumps like kitten heads in it
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
CallmeGoose (21st March 2014)
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Have to back him up there... mine does have occasional lumpy consistency (if its been a while(more than a day))
Proper man spunk like fucking proper porridge oats or risotto not like ready brek (baby porridge) like the rest of you pansy bastards !
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real spunk your lass can use as dental floss!
Goldberg (21st March 2014)
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back him up? sounds more like you two are clogged up
You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.
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When I was in hospital for 18 months I was having more sex than before my crash. It was unreal, like being in a porno lol.fuck that. I spent two weeks in hospital with no chance for "special time". When I was discharged, first thing I did was crack one out. Actually hurt - there were lumps like kitten heads in it
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Never confused!!
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
Goldberg (21st March 2014)
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Don't do it goose, it's a trap. One minute Cyprus will be collecting you from the airport and the next you'll be asked by Cyprus if you need help with a hand job
You've been warned
CallmeGoose (21st March 2014)
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for £235 i'd want more than a handjob!
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You'll have to wear some lead pants at work, must be when the planes are doing the radar tests.
Ted
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Why would you look such a gifthorse in the mouth by getting them tested? Can't you just appreciate your good fortune?
There's no sane reason to have children.
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Good fortune would be having a child for me. Some people want children in their life, others don't , simple as.
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Very true
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