Why the fuck when you have had a good ol shag the night before (and often you forget if it aint too memorable) and then go for a piss next morning that is goes fucking everywhere ???
I mean everywhere... its like the spray attachment on a hose !!!!
But if you peel back the banana skin there is fuck all there ????? Is it some cheese in your bell end passage ??? Is it cos your shaft is knackered or do you just have a few of her pubes trapped up your spout ?????
EDIT: Also if your having a sit down piss, why does the dog try get in the toilet ?????