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    Dumbass Advice given freely

    I will en devour to give all the advice i can on how to cut a butt joint on two pieces of timber and the best 3 for two on foreign beer in supermarkets. If i am asked how to work with anything else I know foooook all. I am trying to get my head round losing a free ski come password, being too proud to phone my mate to ask what it has been changed too and explaining this important life lesson to my two teenage sons. So if you have any questions then fire away.
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    Where's flight MH370?

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    If i told you i would have to kill you. Secret spy sh*t and all. If you really want to know phone the C.I.A they have a free phone number if you search gaagle or this forum

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    Is that a MIG or A lightning in you avatar? Bit like me in my teens. Climb like fook then run out of fuel real fast.

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    Please read your welcome message and rules in sections which hold your interest, we're a helpful friendly community but we like contributors, leech or spam and you're out of here..... That said, welcome aboard...
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Im all about contributing. Doesnt mean i know anything but if my lack of knowledge leads to somebody learning then its all good. P.S flight MH370 is missing

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    MH370 is still missing and I'm still looking for a better story to follow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duranius View Post
    MH370 is still missing and I'm still looking for a better story to follow.
    The rom com story that's hitting the headlines these days is a belter...

    A noob, wanting only to leech scoures the internet furiously looking for information on his is favourite topic. After a lengthy search he finds a little unknowns website mystical led named Digital Forum.

    As he stares into the gorgeous and deep blue eyes of this new found wonder, he knows in his heart he has found the one. But alas, a pesky popup message informs him that in order to become a part of this mighty community he just abide by the rules and not post meaningless shit to boost his post count...

    WHY GOD WHY he screams at the top of his voice. I only want to access this finer repository of sumptuous wealth and fuck off back to leech pit where I crawled out from...

    He decides to re-read this welcome message he recieved upon his arrival as if he does not a swift boot up the arse and a ban will be upon him....

    Will Duranius manage to win his new found love "DF" over, or wil she relegate him to the infamous Spammer count post thread...

    To be determined..... Tune in next week to find out


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    Quote Originally Posted by CallmeGoose View Post
    To be determined..... Tune in next week to find out
    I'll give it 24hrs

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    Well after my day butchering wood and teaching 16-19 yr olds to do the very same thing i thought i would look in to see how many views i have. Well Foook Me its almost viral. Fesco have three Peroni for Ł7 or three of the other offerings like Tiger,Cobra or Hymlich for a fiver. Tough choice but ill take the Peroni.
    Am i here to leeeech ?????????? J

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    Pressed the wrong button when i saw what i was getting served for dinner. So to continue, I am here for info of course. All searches on the interweb bring up this forum so why the foook wouldnt i join??????????????

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    Oh the last messages were sent from my laptop using my fingers

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    If you read the post I put you would understand I wasn't referring to you....


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    In all seriousness i do have a few interests. I own a caspian blue rs1600i, I like descent hi-fi such as Linn and Naim. I am about to start building my own house in the next two weeks.
    I am hoping to netwoork the house for sat and music so i thought this forum might be a good place to get advice as where i live the main interest is farming and what price bulls fetched on Monday. If you need an electrician that knows about networking and such you have to fly them in from the real world or be stuck with somebody that gives great advice on how best to light up youre hay barn. Have i mentioned i like beer?

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    Quote Originally Posted by twiglet View Post
    Is that a MIG or A lightning in you avatar? Bit like me in my teens. Climb like fook then run out of fuel real fast.
    She's English and she's ELECTRIC, there ain't no MIG fans around these neck of the woods.

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    Absolute beast of a plane. The last of the V8 interceptors

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    Was that a Mad Max reference or a Jensen reference?

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    Most definitely MAD MAX. Eyes popping out of a skull and puling that lever up, how is that not cool at 16?

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    We've obviously been living in a parallel universe until now, let's meet up and have drinks and canapés...

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