What the fuck is it with some owners? There seems to be an abundance of dog shit around my streets past few months. I reckon some 'new' owner is taking their dogs up the local park from home and letting it shit all up the pavement. At times, there's so much of it there's no way it all came out of one arse... some of it is quite big turds so I wonder whether the fucking owner is having a dump themselves. I've come in late and in the dark again, and yet again, the time I forget to check my shoes, there's shit all up the stair carpet. I usually check under the street light before I get in but sods law, the time you forget to do that is when it happens.
I'm going to speak to Alison a few doors up about it tomorrow, she's one nosey neighbour and she will be on a mission to clock whoever the hell it is then.