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    Oh Shit TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    too early ???

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    TV presenter Peaches Geldof has died in more important news the Undertaker lost wrestlemania 30 to Brock Lesnar

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Quote Originally Posted by Mobileman View Post
    too early ???

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    TV presenter Peaches Geldof has died in more important news the Undertaker lost wrestlemania 30 to Brock Lesnar
    Waiting for jokes about Bob upgrading his not liking Monday's to hating them jokes

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    I bet Mario is gutted

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Too soon - two years too soon, to be exact. She'll never get into the 27 Club now.

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Some of the crime scene photos have been leaked already, sick cunts.

    This is pretty gruesome, you have been warned....

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Quote Originally Posted by WotTheFook View Post
    Too soon - two years too soon, to be exact. She'll never get into the 27 Club now.
    Mentioned this in another thread, maybe she is trying to set a new trend with the 25 Club..
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    The Police were unable to Revive Peaches Geldof....

    I always thought Sting & his mates were a set of useless cunts but this just confirms it !!!!!!!

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    It has to be tough, growing up with money behind you no matter what. Not having to do an honest days works and having everything given to you on a silver platter.
    My heart bleeds for her.
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    What is hard and smells of peaches ????

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    The coroners cock !

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Was he listening to this at the time?

    [Only registered and activated users can see links. ]

    Just some of the Lyrics, make what you will of them:

    If I had my little way,
    Id eat peaches every day
    Sun-soakin bulges in the shade

    Take a little naps where the roots all twist
    Squished a rotten peach in my fist
    And dreamed about you, woman,
    I poked my finger down inside
    Make a little room for it to hide
    Natures candy in my hand or can or a pie

    Millions of peaches, peaches for me
    Millions of peaches, peaches for free

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Fucking change your avatars you twats... I'm having trouble telling you apart


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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Fucking change your avatars you twats... I'm having trouble telling you apart



    It's easy.. He's Jed and i've got Wood!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Bob Geldof has stated he doesnt want Peaches to be Buried or Cremated and is opting for Tinned instead !!!!!!

    I'll get my coat

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Ethiopians are gonna throw Bob Geldof a concert at this rate

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Quote Originally Posted by Soulassassin View Post
    Ethiopians are gonna throw Bob Geldof a concert at this rate
    They should! Thanks to him, against all odds they have outlived Peaches !!!

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    Default Re: TV presenter Peaches Geldof

    Looking back, they should have named her Pickles.. She would have lived longer.

    Keep the door open for us mac-cunt!
    We all make mistakes sometimes

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